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thrakazog

My girlfriend just texted me that my kindle Fire has arrived at the house. Yeah for shiny new toys :cool:

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realJSOP

Unless, of course, you misunderstood the message, and she meant to tell you that your shiney new Kindle had arrived, but had caught fire. I would classify a meessage like that solidly in the "Bittersweet" column.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

Chris Losinger

my wife just emailed me that one of our cats pissed in a box of her makeup.

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realJSOP

When you get home and kiss her on the cheek, make sure you loudly sniff her face and then say, "That's a relief - you don't smell like cat urine at all."

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

peterchen

That's how they call products nowadays, John. You know, Kindle Fire, Nike Blaze, Visual Studio Splurt.

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thrakazog

Chris Losinger wrote:

one of our cats

So then you have a mystery you lucky guy. The trick now is to determine which cat. You'll have to in turn smell the makeup box and then the undercarriage of each cat. You may need to take very deep breaths to account for all trace elements. ;P

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Chris Losinger

oh no. i saw that South Park. i know what happens to people who do that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muTQthqfn40[^]

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Lost User

My wife just texted me to see if I want to go to the Lesbian Speerchucker's Annual Dinner and Dance in January.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

thrakazog

Well the heavy metal chick is pretty hot. :rolleyes:

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Nagy Vilmos

Are they still going?

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Bassam Abdul Baki

Mine arrives on Friday.

Steve Mayfield

are you sure the text message didn't say "her Kindle Fire has arrived..." :laugh:

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Roger Wright

Does it have a "Vibrate" app? You may never see it, or her again...:suss:

Will Rogers never met me.

Johnny J

Your house is on fire???? Hurry home for the love of God... ;)

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932