MJOTD
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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it. The man looks a little perplexed and says, Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc. The doctor answers, I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis. The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!! The doctor replies, Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option. The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease. The guy says to the doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate! Oh, thank God! the man exclaims. Yes , says the Chinese doctor. Wait two week. Faw off by itself!
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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it. The man looks a little perplexed and says, Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc. The doctor answers, I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis. The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!! The doctor replies, Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option. The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease. The guy says to the doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate! Oh, thank God! the man exclaims. Yes , says the Chinese doctor. Wait two week. Faw off by itself!
This sig, like my mind intentionally left blank.
Awesome joke. :thumbsup:
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Awesome joke. :thumbsup:
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)There is nothing funny in the Mongolian VD, the victims either die or suffer from a severe brain damage. Believe me I know, I had it.
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There is nothing funny in the Mongolian VD, the victims either die or suffer from a severe brain damage. Believe me I know, I had it.
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did your penis faw off?
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
did your penis faw off?
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)No they cut it off, but this was before they found that I don’t have VD but rather my favorite jeans are running color and paint the family jewels blue-green.
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