Bored Superheros
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Superman was flying over LA. He was quite bored so he checked the rooftops with his Zoom-Vision power. Suddenly he spots Supergirl lying naked in the sun on one of the rooftopw right below him. So he starts thinking "Well she's pretty hot... how about flying down using my Superspeed-Power and give it to her... she won't even notice what hit her... hmmm". After a while arguing he was convinced that Superspeed was the right tool to get down on Supergirs, besides that she was really hot. So he turned into Superspeed-Mode, flew down, gave it to Supergirl (thanks to Superspeed it was a matter of milliseconds, I hope nobody feels reminded about something...) and was off again a blink of an eye later. Supergirl opened her eyes and said : "What the hell was that?" The Invisible-Man on top of her replied: "I have no idea... but my arse suddenly hurts like hell" haha... have a great day!
Heard it about 30 years ago with Wonder Woman instead of Super Girl. Still somewhat funny.
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Heard it about 30 years ago with Wonder Woman instead of Super Girl. Still somewhat funny.
It is somewhat sexist that he is Superman, whilst she becomes Supergirl, not Superwoman. Very patronising. And what are the odds that a dying planet would have the resources to send two of it's children to safety, and that they should both end up on the same planet? Methinks the whole Supergirl thing is rather derivative and aimed at selling comics to girls.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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It is somewhat sexist that he is Superman, whilst she becomes Supergirl, not Superwoman. Very patronising. And what are the odds that a dying planet would have the resources to send two of it's children to safety, and that they should both end up on the same planet? Methinks the whole Supergirl thing is rather derivative and aimed at selling comics to girls.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
selling comics to girls
Or adalesent boys. :)
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Heard it about 30 years ago with Wonder Woman instead of Super Girl. Still somewhat funny.
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It is somewhat sexist that he is Superman, whilst she becomes Supergirl, not Superwoman. Very patronising. And what are the odds that a dying planet would have the resources to send two of it's children to safety, and that they should both end up on the same planet? Methinks the whole Supergirl thing is rather derivative and aimed at selling comics to girls.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Supergirl is his cousin, so it wouldn't be too closely incestuous if they did get it together. And (without very careful application of Kryptonite) she is about his only chance of getting laid. Even a hand shandy is going to cause massive problems as his spermatozoa will presumably be as super-powered as he is, rendering all the available women (i.e. every one on the planet) either pregnant or dead very, very quickly. Larry Niven wrote a essay about these problems in the early seventies - well worth a read. Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex[^]
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... and anyone could see the invisible man coming ...
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... and anyone could see the invisible man coming ...
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
... and anyno-one could see the invisible man coming ...
FTFY
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
... and anyno-one could see the invisible man coming ...
FTFY
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
Does the invisible man have invisible sperm, or is it only invisible when on the inside? What about his other bodily excretions? And does putting anything inside the invisible man make it invisible too?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Does the invisible man have invisible sperm, or is it only invisible when on the inside? What about his other bodily excretions? And does putting anything inside the invisible man make it invisible too?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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... and anyone could see the invisible man coming ...
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
