Miracles
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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate! The bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says "Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate! The bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says "Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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"Cured me, just like that!", ex-lepper, Life of Brian. :)
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OT. How did you like the sauce you made with the gravad lax?
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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OT. How did you like the sauce you made with the gravad lax?
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
I posted in the lounge about it last week. I had multiple orgasms. :) That sauce, a mustard and dil mayonaise, with the salmon, man, it was soooooo good. Way better than any other gravad lax I ate before. Great recipe, thanks a lot! :)
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