The Little Fire Fighter
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A fireman was spraying down the hook and ladder after a smoky fire and noticed a young lad with a fireman's hat passing by the fire house with a red radio flyer. The wagon had some small ladders tied to the side and a garden hose wound up and placed inside. He said "Thats a nice firetruck you got there." The young boy nodded and said "Thank you, I built it modelling yours there." The fireman then noticed the young lad had his pets tied to the wagon with some rope. His dog was tied to it by his collar but the cat oddly had the rope attached to his testicles. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but I think you might go a bit faster if you used your friend's collar instead", said the fireman. To which the boy replied, "You're probablly right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.