Quick Programming Quiz
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Six / Seven John Travolta can't even turn on a computer, much less use it... So I got that one wrong.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
7 from 7. I had to guess the dummy language, but the rest I knew; for a given value of 'knew'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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And making web pages is not really programming at all... So there was zero in fact... (Also 4/7)
leppie wrote:
And making web pages is not really programming at all...
And this from the man that only got 4 out of seven... :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
2/7... Guess I'd better quit my job :( Oh wait, these questions didn't actually have anything to do with programming. I live to code another day :)
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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You can borrow all four of mine... :-O
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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2/7... Guess I'd better quit my job :( Oh wait, these questions didn't actually have anything to do with programming. I live to code another day :)
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Nope - sorry, your resignation was final! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Remember what? :doh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I got a 7, but only because I took a blind guess at the movie question, on the basis that John Travolta was the only suspect without a picture.
Richard Pryor - Superman 3 Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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Other then the HTML, the C and acronym question I made educated guesses. Question 1: The only machine I could relate to in that question was a loom hence I chose weaving fabric. Question 2: Amazing Grace just sounded better then the others. Question 3: I learned that at uni. Question 4: I figured many developers survive those long midnight stints on pizza so there must have been some bright spark that developed a language and called it that, so lettuce was the only option left. Question 5: Got the movie question wrong. Question 6: That one was obvious. Question 7: That one was obvious.
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!
sucram wrote:
The only machine I could relate to in that question was a loom hence I chose weaving fabric.
The Jacquard Loom is rather famous.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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Richard Pryor - Superman 3 Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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2/7... Guess I'd better quit my job :( Oh wait, these questions didn't actually have anything to do with programming. I live to code another day :)
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}No, but we must mock you for your poor general knowledge.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I got 8 of 7.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
6/7 got the movie question wrong.
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!
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My reasoning too.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I got 8 of 7.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997No John. You do not get extra points for shooting the monitor because you just wasted 5 minutes. It does not work that way.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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2/7... Guess I'd better quit my job :( Oh wait, these questions didn't actually have anything to do with programming. I live to code another day :)
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Naerling wrote:
I live to code another day
Not if the team of highly trained monkey assassins I sent are successful. They are efficient because they can climb BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
No John. You do not get extra points for shooting the monitor because you just wasted 5 minutes. It does not work that way.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Either everyone accepts my score, or someone (most likely multple someones) is gonna die.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
leppie wrote:
And making web pages is not really programming at all...
And this from the man that only got 4 out of seven... :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
My history of computing includes Babbage, Church, Turing and McCarthy. The rest are irrelevant! ;P
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And making web pages is not really programming at all... So there was zero in fact... (Also 4/7)
