Best Feature
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A young lad starting out on his own got an apartment in the big city. He was quite excited about trying to find a job and wanted to make sure he got all of his mail. He ventured down to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. On his way back he was dead struck by a gorgeous cougar in the hallway wearing a silk rob. She struck up a covnersation with him by asking some friendly question. The lad was of course quite nervous. During the conversation her robed opened partially and he noticed she was not wearing anything underneath, making him quite excited. The lady then said "Quick, I hear someone comming" and opened the door to her apartment pulling him in. She then leaned up against the door and her robe fell to the ground. She then asked him "So, what do you think my best feature is?" Clearly embarrassed he said, "Definately your ears." Astoundished she said, "What? Look at these breasts! Perfect perkiness. And my ass is in perfect shape! Why would you say my ears?!?" To which he replied, "Well, out there in the hallway when you said you heard someone cumming, that was me".
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.