Corporate Xmas Cards
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Had a few in the post today. They are Dire. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a photo of a snow covered Red Telephone Box. And the Joyous Season is heightened to unimaginable levels of hum-dingery by the image of a Portacabin with a bit of tinsel on it. But my festivities are complete with a picture of a cartoon penguin holding a placard saying "Merry Christmas From Elliot Loohire". Yes, portable toilets are very close my heart at Christmas, and penguins too, are part of that Christmas tradition, for how many of us have sat down to a traditional Christmas Dinner of Roast Penguin with all the trimmings.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Had a few in the post today. They are Dire. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a photo of a snow covered Red Telephone Box. And the Joyous Season is heightened to unimaginable levels of hum-dingery by the image of a Portacabin with a bit of tinsel on it. But my festivities are complete with a picture of a cartoon penguin holding a placard saying "Merry Christmas From Elliot Loohire". Yes, portable toilets are very close my heart at Christmas, and penguins too, are part of that Christmas tradition, for how many of us have sat down to a traditional Christmas Dinner of Roast Penguin with all the trimmings.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Wait unil you experience the christmas feeling after the penguin dinner when you find out that no toilet is available at the moment...
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
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Wait unil you experience the christmas feeling after the penguin dinner when you find out that no toilet is available at the moment...
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.And your mobile is out of juice, so you have that long schlepp to the telephone box wearing only a Woolley Pullover resplendent with reindeer, Pyjama bottoms and in your beslippered feet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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And your mobile is out of juice, so you have that long schlepp to the telephone box wearing only a Woolley Pullover resplendent with reindeer, Pyjama bottoms and in your beslippered feet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
In about waist high snow, of course. And the only thing that has prevented penguins from becoming the traditional dinner for some occasion is that they usually live very far down in the southern parts of the planet. If they lived in Asia, they probably would be a popular ingredient for Sushi.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
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And your mobile is out of juice, so you have that long schlepp to the telephone box wearing only a Woolley Pullover resplendent with reindeer, Pyjama bottoms and in your beslippered feet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Since I'm pretty sure that even Elliot Loohire don't deliver on Christmas Day just what were you intending to use the telephone box for?
Graham Librarians rule, Ook!
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Since I'm pretty sure that even Elliot Loohire don't deliver on Christmas Day just what were you intending to use the telephone box for?
Graham Librarians rule, Ook!
Wasn't that one of it's traditional purposes? Every one I went into smelled like it was...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Wasn't that one of it's traditional purposes? Every one I went into smelled like it was...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Had a few in the post today. They are Dire. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a photo of a snow covered Red Telephone Box. And the Joyous Season is heightened to unimaginable levels of hum-dingery by the image of a Portacabin with a bit of tinsel on it. But my festivities are complete with a picture of a cartoon penguin holding a placard saying "Merry Christmas From Elliot Loohire". Yes, portable toilets are very close my heart at Christmas, and penguins too, are part of that Christmas tradition, for how many of us have sat down to a traditional Christmas Dinner of Roast Penguin with all the trimmings.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
penguins too, are part of that Christmas tradition
Bloody Pingu! This is simply another strand in his bid to takeover the lucrative Xmas bird-symbol market. This behaviour can be proven by the fact that whilst a lone Penguin is rarely, if ever, seen there is no collective noun for Penguins. Surreptitious bastards. Always holding meetings. Born managers! Of course Robins don't help themselves. The reason there is no collective noun for Robins is largely due to the fact that the stupid sods will attempt to kill any other of the same species they encounter unless it is female, of course, but the less said about that the better. After the death of Robin Hood, with his celebrated Linked-in green, they have been a solitary animal.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Jolly good!:thumbsup:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
penguins too, are part of that Christmas tradition
Bloody Pingu! This is simply another strand in his bid to takeover the lucrative Xmas bird-symbol market. This behaviour can be proven by the fact that whilst a lone Penguin is rarely, if ever, seen there is no collective noun for Penguins. Surreptitious bastards. Always holding meetings. Born managers! Of course Robins don't help themselves. The reason there is no collective noun for Robins is largely due to the fact that the stupid sods will attempt to kill any other of the same species they encounter unless it is female, of course, but the less said about that the better. After the death of Robin Hood, with his celebrated Linked-in green, they have been a solitary animal.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Can someone please give 'Enry 'is medication. It's in the bottle marked "Gordon's".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Can someone please give 'Enry 'is medication. It's in the bottle marked "Gordon's".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Do you do requests?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Do you do requests?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Do you do requests?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Yes we'll play requests [Off: Well play cards then!]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Yes we'll play requests [Off: Well play cards then!]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
[Off: to you too.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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[Off: to you too.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Oh, we back on that thread again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
