Seaworld
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A rather pretty young lady in a short skirt and low-cut top got out of her car in front of the Sea World ticket office, and she walked up to the window and said, "Excuse me sir, my car broke down and I've called a tow-truck, but they won't be here for at least an hour. It's so hot outside, so do you think I could come into the park and wait in one of the buildings close to the gate?" The young man at the window thought about it for a second and said, "Sure", and he opened the gate and she walked through and subsequently disappeared into the closest refreshment area. Sure enough, a tow truck showed up about an hour later, and the mechanic hooked the girl's car up to the truck and crawled underneath to take a look at what might be wrong. About that time, she showed up and told the guy thanks. She turned, in time to be met by the tow truck driver who looked at her, smiled a genuine smile, and said, "Looks like you've blown a seal". "Oh no", she replied, wiping her mouth. "I just had some ice cream."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
A rather pretty young lady in a short skirt and low-cut top got out of her car in front of the Sea World ticket office, and she walked up to the window and said, "Excuse me sir, my car broke down and I've called a tow-truck, but they won't be here for at least an hour. It's so hot outside, so do you think I could come into the park and wait in one of the buildings close to the gate?" The young man at the window thought about it for a second and said, "Sure", and he opened the gate and she walked through and subsequently disappeared into the closest refreshment area. Sure enough, a tow truck showed up about an hour later, and the mechanic hooked the girl's car up to the truck and crawled underneath to take a look at what might be wrong. About that time, she showed up and told the guy thanks. She turned, in time to be met by the tow truck driver who looked at her, smiled a genuine smile, and said, "Looks like you've blown a seal". "Oh no", she replied, wiping her mouth. "I just had some ice cream."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"Looks like you've blown a seal".
John while trying to hide double-barreled shotgun with a smoking barrels behind his back: “It wasn’t me officer! And it ain’t seal, it’s a lawn-wolf!”
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A rather pretty young lady in a short skirt and low-cut top got out of her car in front of the Sea World ticket office, and she walked up to the window and said, "Excuse me sir, my car broke down and I've called a tow-truck, but they won't be here for at least an hour. It's so hot outside, so do you think I could come into the park and wait in one of the buildings close to the gate?" The young man at the window thought about it for a second and said, "Sure", and he opened the gate and she walked through and subsequently disappeared into the closest refreshment area. Sure enough, a tow truck showed up about an hour later, and the mechanic hooked the girl's car up to the truck and crawled underneath to take a look at what might be wrong. About that time, she showed up and told the guy thanks. She turned, in time to be met by the tow truck driver who looked at her, smiled a genuine smile, and said, "Looks like you've blown a seal". "Oh no", she replied, wiping her mouth. "I just had some ice cream."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I heard it a little different but like yours better.
Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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A rather pretty young lady in a short skirt and low-cut top got out of her car in front of the Sea World ticket office, and she walked up to the window and said, "Excuse me sir, my car broke down and I've called a tow-truck, but they won't be here for at least an hour. It's so hot outside, so do you think I could come into the park and wait in one of the buildings close to the gate?" The young man at the window thought about it for a second and said, "Sure", and he opened the gate and she walked through and subsequently disappeared into the closest refreshment area. Sure enough, a tow truck showed up about an hour later, and the mechanic hooked the girl's car up to the truck and crawled underneath to take a look at what might be wrong. About that time, she showed up and told the guy thanks. She turned, in time to be met by the tow truck driver who looked at her, smiled a genuine smile, and said, "Looks like you've blown a seal". "Oh no", she replied, wiping her mouth. "I just had some ice cream."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Maybe I should get into the joke telling market. 17 fivers...not bad.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
I heard it a little different but like yours better.
Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension
You mean the one about the Eskimo who's snowmobile broke down? Yeah, I think my version is more urban...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
