SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
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Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 7th of December 2011. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 7th of December 2011. at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Ra-One
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Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 7th of December 2011. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 7th of December 2011. at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Ra-One
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Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 7th of December 2011. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 7th of December 2011. at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Ra-One
Dearest Ra-One, Get ****ed! Samantha
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Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 7th of December 2011. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 7th of December 2011. at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Ra-One
Dear Ra-One, Thank you for your letter of the 7th Inst. I am considering your offer as the position currently held by myself seems not to fulfill my need to exert myself. There would be several conditions and expectations that would have to be met. I would require an extensive dress and make-over allowance, a car not less than £50,000 in value and a four bedroom detatched property preferably in a village or central London location. I would not be expected to do housework and would require several foreign holidays a year. Also, please sign this pre nuptial agreement giving me control of all your property and assets should the relationship bore me. Yours (for a price) Samantha
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 7th of December 2011. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 7th of December 2011. at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Ra-One
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Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 7th of December 2011. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 7th of December 2011. at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Ra-One
As long a you keep her properly inflated, I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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As long a you keep her properly inflated, I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I bet she's a real doll.
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Dear Ra-One, Thank you for your letter of the 7th Inst. I am considering your offer as the position currently held by myself seems not to fulfill my need to exert myself. There would be several conditions and expectations that would have to be met. I would require an extensive dress and make-over allowance, a car not less than £50,000 in value and a four bedroom detatched property preferably in a village or central London location. I would not be expected to do housework and would require several foreign holidays a year. Also, please sign this pre nuptial agreement giving me control of all your property and assets should the relationship bore me. Yours (for a price) Samantha
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dear Samantha Thank you very much, But your expectation and demands are too high which I don't think will work. My love is not negotiable so I cannot fulfill your additional expenditure and no additional allowance are entertained. Please forward this to your Sister as she might be desperate to take this lifetime opportunity. I would also love to love her as per the condition mentioned in the offer. Your Sister's Ra-One :-\
