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    Chandrasekharan P
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    Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

    Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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      Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

      Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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      Slacker007
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      Here I sit, broken-hearted, Had to shit but only farted.

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

        Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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        sucram
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        If you sprinkle while you pinkle, Please be neat and wipe the seat.

        If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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          Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

          Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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          realJSOP
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          Actually, it goes like this:

          Note From Restroom Cleaning Staff We aim to please. Your aim would help.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          • C Chandrasekharan P

            Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

            Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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            Mike Hankey
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            Another one is "Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal! They are to hard to light when wet."

            Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              Another one is "Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal! They are to hard to light when wet."

              Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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              And: "If you promise not to throw cigarette butts into the toilet, we promise not to piss in your ashtray."

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Here I sit, broken-hearted, Had to shit but only farted.

                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                NickPace
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                ...Then one day I had my chance. Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

                -NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.

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                  And: "If you promise not to throw cigarette butts into the toilet, we promise not to piss in your ashtray."

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  GenJerDan
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                  And please don't eat the giant mints.

                  So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                    Here I sit, broken-hearted, Had to shit but only farted.

                    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                    Lost User
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                    Here you have one that you will not understand without a little help: Auf diesem Klo wohnt ein Geist, der jedem, der zu lange scheißt, von unten in die Eier beißt. Mich hat er noch nicht gebissen, denn ich hab' ihn einfach vollgeschissen. Edit: Don't use the Google translator, it failed miserably

                    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                    And I smiled and was happy
                    And it came worse.

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      And: "If you promise not to throw cigarette butts into the toilet, we promise not to piss in your ashtray."

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      Hadn't heard that one.

                      Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                        ...Then one day I had my chance. Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

                        -NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.

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                        hoernchenmeister
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                        Ah... you "sharted"....

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                          ...Then one day I had my chance. Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

                          -NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.

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                          Slacker007
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                          :thumbsup:

                          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                            Here I sit, broken-hearted, Had to shit but only farted.

                            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                            gavindon
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                            From the wall of a porta john some years ago on a construction site. " I've sh*t in England I've sh*t in France But before I sh*t here again I'll sh*t my pants..."

                            Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                            • C Chandrasekharan P

                              Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

                              Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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                              J Dunlap
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                              They have that at Red Rock Coffee[^] in Mountain View... makes me chuckle when I see it. (Awesome coffee shop btw - seems like 3/4 of the people there are devs, and they often have live music from local bands.)

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                                Here you have one that you will not understand without a little help: Auf diesem Klo wohnt ein Geist, der jedem, der zu lange scheißt, von unten in die Eier beißt. Mich hat er noch nicht gebissen, denn ich hab' ihn einfach vollgeschissen. Edit: Don't use the Google translator, it failed miserably

                                And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                And I smiled and was happy
                                And it came worse.

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                                sucram
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                                Verry funny. Got my 5.

                                If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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                                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                  Another one is "Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal! They are to hard to light when wet."

                                  Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                                  David C Hobbyist
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                                  One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)

                                  Frazzle the name say's it all

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                                    One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)

                                    Frazzle the name say's it all

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    Yeah I remember that one from when I was young.

                                    Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                                      One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)

                                      Frazzle the name say's it all

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                                      RJOberg
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                                      I always saw "Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no 'p' in it. Please keep it that way."

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                                        One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)

                                        Frazzle the name say's it all

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                                        Sandesh M Patil
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                                        :laugh:

                                        Cheers,
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