Sign Board
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And: "If you promise not to throw cigarette butts into the toilet, we promise not to piss in your ashtray."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Hadn't heard that one.
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...Then one day I had my chance. Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
-NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
Ah... you "sharted"....
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...Then one day I had my chance. Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
-NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
:thumbsup:
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Here I sit, broken-hearted, Had to shit but only farted.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)From the wall of a porta john some years ago on a construction site. " I've sh*t in England I've sh*t in France But before I sh*t here again I'll sh*t my pants..."
Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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Here you have one that you will not understand without a little help: Auf diesem Klo wohnt ein Geist, der jedem, der zu lange scheißt, von unten in die Eier beißt. Mich hat er noch nicht gebissen, denn ich hab' ihn einfach vollgeschissen. Edit: Don't use the Google translator, it failed miserably
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
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Another one is "Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal! They are to hard to light when wet."
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One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)
Frazzle the name say's it all
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One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)
Frazzle the name say's it all
Yeah I remember that one from when I was young.
Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)
Frazzle the name say's it all
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One I read at a public pool when I was young "Please don't pee in Our pool we wont swim in your toilet. :)
Frazzle the name say's it all
