OMJOTD
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An older man began dating a younger woman. It was not long before the dating became intimate and they even moved in together, however he could not last long before having an orgasm during sex. He was a caring man and was concerned that his new lover was disappointed in him. Do he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sec often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought aout the restroom but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too dangerous. Finally he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to go at it. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As you grew closer to completion he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasty or fail completion he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing??" To which he replied "I'm checking out the rear axle. It's busted." The cop said "Well you better check your breaks too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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An older man began dating a younger woman. It was not long before the dating became intimate and they even moved in together, however he could not last long before having an orgasm during sex. He was a caring man and was concerned that his new lover was disappointed in him. Do he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sec often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought aout the restroom but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too dangerous. Finally he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to go at it. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As you grew closer to completion he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasty or fail completion he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing??" To which he replied "I'm checking out the rear axle. It's busted." The cop said "Well you better check your breaks too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Olde [with an 'e'] but gold. :-D
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An older man began dating a younger woman. It was not long before the dating became intimate and they even moved in together, however he could not last long before having an orgasm during sex. He was a caring man and was concerned that his new lover was disappointed in him. Do he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sec often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought aout the restroom but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too dangerous. Finally he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to go at it. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As you grew closer to completion he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasty or fail completion he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing??" To which he replied "I'm checking out the rear axle. It's busted." The cop said "Well you better check your breaks too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.