Getting old together...
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}An older couple were out in the yard one day. The man sitting on the porch, the woman bent over in the garden. The man looks at the old woman and calls over, "Hey momma! Ya know... your ass has gotten really big over the years!" The lady ignores him....shakes her head and goes back to her gardening.... Then she hears his foot steps behind her as he says' "Ya know momma...I'm pretty certain that your ass is big as this here BBQ grill." He holds the grill up and say's "Sure as shit it is! Your ass is as big as this here grill!" He walks off laughing as she continues to work the garden. Then later that night it's time for bed. The old couple turns the lights off, and get under the covers....Then the old man ask his wife, "You in the mood momma?" And she replies.. "YOU THINK I'M GONNA FIRE UP THIS HERE GRILL FOR THAT TINY WEENIE?"
Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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An older couple were out in the yard one day. The man sitting on the porch, the woman bent over in the garden. The man looks at the old woman and calls over, "Hey momma! Ya know... your ass has gotten really big over the years!" The lady ignores him....shakes her head and goes back to her gardening.... Then she hears his foot steps behind her as he says' "Ya know momma...I'm pretty certain that your ass is big as this here BBQ grill." He holds the grill up and say's "Sure as shit it is! Your ass is as big as this here grill!" He walks off laughing as she continues to work the garden. Then later that night it's time for bed. The old couple turns the lights off, and get under the covers....Then the old man ask his wife, "You in the mood momma?" And she replies.. "YOU THINK I'M GONNA FIRE UP THIS HERE GRILL FOR THAT TINY WEENIE?"
Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension
:laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
