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    Pascal Ganaye
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    I know this is recurrent series of joke but this one really made me laugh:

    Your mother is so fat, she worries about FAT64

    If you want some more: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ncij5/firefoxs_codebase_is_now_so_big_it_fails_to_build/c382mju[^]

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    • P Pascal Ganaye

      I know this is recurrent series of joke but this one really made me laugh:

      Your mother is so fat, she worries about FAT64

      If you want some more: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ncij5/firefoxs_codebase_is_now_so_big_it_fails_to_build/c382mju[^]

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      charlieg
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      You need help :)

      Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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      • P Pascal Ganaye

        I know this is recurrent series of joke but this one really made me laugh:

        Your mother is so fat, she worries about FAT64

        If you want some more: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ncij5/firefoxs_codebase_is_now_so_big_it_fails_to_build/c382mju[^]

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        Gary R Wheeler
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        Lame joke aside, I thought the original post was rather astounding. I would think Firefox, crown jewel of the open source set, would build easily and quickly in a fairly modest environment. It doesn't build in a 32-bit address space?. How the hell do you do such a poor job of segmenting an application such that you can't link one of your executable components? An ignorant, closed-source, corporate drone code monkey wants to know.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        • P Pascal Ganaye

          I know this is recurrent series of joke but this one really made me laugh:

          Your mother is so fat, she worries about FAT64

          If you want some more: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ncij5/firefoxs_codebase_is_now_so_big_it_fails_to_build/c382mju[^]

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          JoeSox
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          don't you know that only ext4 jokes are in nowadays.

          Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - Last.fm - MyFriendfeed - CPForAndroid++

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          • P Pascal Ganaye

            I know this is recurrent series of joke but this one really made me laugh:

            Your mother is so fat, she worries about FAT64

            If you want some more: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ncij5/firefoxs_codebase_is_now_so_big_it_fails_to_build/c382mju[^]

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Pascal Ganaye wrote:

            joke

            NTFFS (Not True, For **** Sake)

            Somebody in an online forum wrote:

            INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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            • P Pascal Ganaye

              I know this is recurrent series of joke but this one really made me laugh:

              Your mother is so fat, she worries about FAT64

              If you want some more: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ncij5/firefoxs_codebase_is_now_so_big_it_fails_to_build/c382mju[^]

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              Mike Hankey
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              You callin my momma fat? Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Your Mom's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

              Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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              • G Gary R Wheeler

                Lame joke aside, I thought the original post was rather astounding. I would think Firefox, crown jewel of the open source set, would build easily and quickly in a fairly modest environment. It doesn't build in a 32-bit address space?. How the hell do you do such a poor job of segmenting an application such that you can't link one of your executable components? An ignorant, closed-source, corporate drone code monkey wants to know.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                Chris Losinger
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                from what i've read, it's an issue with a compiler/linker option. it just runs out of memory when trying to link. so, FF is up against some MS linker issues...

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  You callin my momma fat? Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Your Mom's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

                  Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                  Dr Walt Fair PE
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                  Your momma is so fat that when hauling arse, she has to make 2 or 3 trips.

                  CQ de W5ALT

                  Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                    Your momma is so fat that when hauling arse, she has to make 2 or 3 trips.

                    CQ de W5ALT

                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Your momma is so fat whenever she rolls over in bed her ass hits the ceiling light.

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                      Your momma is so fat whenever she rolls over in bed her ass hits the ceiling light.

                      Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                      Your momma is so fat that when she mooned someone, the tides changed.

                      CQ de W5ALT

                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        Your momma is so fat that when she mooned someone, the tides changed.

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        Mike Hankey
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                        Your mommas so fat they have to hire a rodeo clown to distract your momma while they get the groceries in the house.

                        Visual Studio Task List on Steriods - VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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