BJOTD
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Guy talking to the bar tender says, "I have seen that little guy over at the end table go home with the most gorgeous woman every night for the past week. How does he do it?" The Bar tender answers, "Well keep a close eye on him tonight and you will see." So he does that and after a while the little guy catch the eye of a woman sticks his tongue out and licks his eye brows. Sorry for: 1) this joke 2) any misspellings.
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Guy talking to the bar tender says, "I have seen that little guy over at the end table go home with the most gorgeous woman every night for the past week. How does he do it?" The Bar tender answers, "Well keep a close eye on him tonight and you will see." So he does that and after a while the little guy catch the eye of a woman sticks his tongue out and licks his eye brows. Sorry for: 1) this joke 2) any misspellings.
djj55 wrote:
- any misspellings.
Only a cunning linguist would be concerned. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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djj55 wrote:
- any misspellings.
Only a cunning linguist would be concerned. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
There are a few here. :-D