Soldier and the nun!!!i
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked. " Please, may i hide under your skirt. l'll explain later" The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replies " he went that way" After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I cant thank you enough sister. You see i dont want to go to iraq.." The nun said " I completely Understand". The soldier asked, Hope I am not rude, But you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, " If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls too... I dont want to go to iraq either"
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked. " Please, may i hide under your skirt. l'll explain later" The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replies " he went that way" After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I cant thank you enough sister. You see i dont want to go to iraq.." The nun said " I completely Understand". The soldier asked, Hope I am not rude, But you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, " If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls too... I dont want to go to iraq either"
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
So those two don't want to go to Iraq. Ok. I still am convinced that most nuns are actually developers who have been threatened with VB, PHP or Java.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse. -
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked. " Please, may i hide under your skirt. l'll explain later" The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replies " he went that way" After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I cant thank you enough sister. You see i dont want to go to iraq.." The nun said " I completely Understand". The soldier asked, Hope I am not rude, But you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, " If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls too... I dont want to go to iraq either"
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
I think the orginial was about WW1
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.