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[CS2011]

A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny. Understandably, the woman jumps up and slaps him sily. The man does a double-take and then apologizes, explaining, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable JERK!!!” “Funny,” he muttered, “you also sound exactly like her.”.

[Dalek Dave]

Her Fanny? Why would he deem it even vaguely acceptable to pinch her vagina?

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[Chris C B]

He didn't actually want to pinch it - he just wanted to borrow it for a bit.

[_Damian S_]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Her Fanny?
 
Why would he deem it even vaguely acceptable to pinch her vagina?

I realise you are probably just being obtuse, but fanny in the US refers to the butt... as per usual, they have everything ass about!!

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