The Hippie and the nun
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A Hippie (H) is sitting in a bus. After a while a young nun (N) enters the bus and sits down. (H) is looking at (N) and starts finding her quite attractive. She's young and well build so he starts talking to her about her nice body and things like that. (N) doesn't like the way (H) is talking to her, starts beeing offended and after a while leaves the bus in anger. (H) is very upset and after a while he leaves the bus. Just before exiting the bus the busdriver (B) starts talking to him. (B): Hey, I realized that you were attracted by (N), right? (H): Yes, that's right. (B): Do you know that she is at the graveyard every evening to pray to St. Peters? And she easily belives things, so if you maybe wear a costume to look a little like St. Peters you might convince her to do stuff... stuff, you know.. STUFF!!! (H) exits the bus and starts thinking about (B)'s words. After a while he wants to give it a try, There's nothing to loose so he puts one some of his old clothes, a wig and a fake beard. He almost looks like St. Peters (maybe in the evening when the light is dim - but he doesn't care). He enters the graveyard and decides to hide between a toombstone i order to wait. After a while (it started to get dark already) the (N) appears. She moves to a Statue of St. Peters, knees down and starts to pray. (H) sneaks upon her from behind and sais: (H): Hey my child, I am St. Peteres. I heard your prayers and here I am... (N): (is unable to respond due to shock) (H): I know you want to get into heaven, and maybe there is something I can do to help you with this. Interested? (N): If it asurers that I will go to heaven someday I am interested (she can now talk again) (H): Ok, there is one thing you can do, that is allow me to make sweet love to you. (N) is thinking for a while, it's a strange request but a St. is a St. After a while she replied: (N): Ok, you can make sweet love to me, but as a nun I have to go to heaven as a virgin. So would it be ok if I offer you my ass for making sweet love? (H) agrees so she bends over a toombstone and (H) is giving sweet love to her ass. After (H) is done he starts laughing, pulls down his wig and the fake beard and sais: (H): Haha, it's me, the Hippie!!!! Suddenly the nun is dropping her Nun-suit and starts laughing: (N): Haha, its me, the bus-driver