That ends my acting career
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I failed my audition at the RSC for Romeo as I misunderstood a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I failed my audition at the RSC for Romeo as I misunderstood a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
To be fair, she was fumbling at her entrance at the time.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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To be fair, she was fumbling at her entrance at the time.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
There was a camp comedian called Max Miller (Cheeky Chappie) who back in the 30s or 40s (?) quipped, when he was crossing a bridge, a woman came towards him. He said he didn't know whether to "toss himself off or block her passage". It apparently caused a real uproar in its time.
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I failed my audition at the RSC for Romeo as I misunderstood a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
:coffeesnort:
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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There was a camp comedian called Max Miller (Cheeky Chappie) who back in the 30s or 40s (?) quipped, when he was crossing a bridge, a woman came towards him. He said he didn't know whether to "toss himself off or block her passage". It apparently caused a real uproar in its time.
That was Max Wall on TV in the 50s.
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman
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I failed my audition at the RSC for Romeo as I misunderstood a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Funny as hell, Nagy. +5
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