Bacon Worshippers read this at your peril.
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I wouldn't use a duck for cover. 1) They aren't generally considered bullet proof. 2) If you ignore (1), they aren't really big enough to hide behind, either. Unless you are abnormally small, or have a good supply of obscenely large mallards to hand.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Assuming I have to seek cover for bullets. I was thinking more about old bread and vegetable soup.
Giraffes are not real.
The duck would be good with the old bread, yes. The vegetable soup? More of a problem - have you not heard the expression "like water off a ducks' back"?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Not the old "it doesn't taste of anything" ploy.
Google "What does tofu taste of" - even the hardened vegetablists say it has no (or nearly no) flavour of it's own.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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PHS241 wrote:
some researchers in Sweden have suggested that eating two rashers of bacon a day can increase your risk of pancreatic cancer by 20%.
I don't actually eat bacon but these stats annoy me ... What they are saying is, if your chance of getting pancreatic cancer was say 0.1%, then if you eat bacon it will be 0.12% (not 20.1%). They quote it in the way that will be most scary. *Rant Over* Anyway, I bet Tofu doesn't increase your risk of getting pancreatic cancer so I'm alright! :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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According to Auntie this morning, some researchers in Sweden have suggested that eating two rashers of bacon a day can increase your risk of pancreatic cancer by 20%. Really? Are these researchers prepared to go to a UK building site and tell the construction workers that they are going to die? The british building industry is not based on the solidity of the foundations or the quality of the rebar or the sweat carrying bricks and cement - though those are important. It's greatest triumph is that all of those and more are based on the solid foundations of a good, honest bacon sandwich. Bacon will always triumph. That's the problem with Sweden. They don't eat bacon sandwiches. If they did, they'd be a greater nation than they are now.
I don't have a peril. Is it OK if I read it at my desk?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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According to Auntie this morning, some researchers in Sweden have suggested that eating two rashers of bacon a day can increase your risk of pancreatic cancer by 20%. Really? Are these researchers prepared to go to a UK building site and tell the construction workers that they are going to die? The british building industry is not based on the solidity of the foundations or the quality of the rebar or the sweat carrying bricks and cement - though those are important. It's greatest triumph is that all of those and more are based on the solid foundations of a good, honest bacon sandwich. Bacon will always triumph. That's the problem with Sweden. They don't eat bacon sandwiches. If they did, they'd be a greater nation than they are now.
When I heard that, it really depressed me so I cheered myself up by having a bacon sarnie :-D
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According to Auntie this morning, some researchers in Sweden have suggested that eating two rashers of bacon a day can increase your risk of pancreatic cancer by 20%. Really? Are these researchers prepared to go to a UK building site and tell the construction workers that they are going to die? The british building industry is not based on the solidity of the foundations or the quality of the rebar or the sweat carrying bricks and cement - though those are important. It's greatest triumph is that all of those and more are based on the solid foundations of a good, honest bacon sandwich. Bacon will always triumph. That's the problem with Sweden. They don't eat bacon sandwiches. If they did, they'd be a greater nation than they are now.
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According to Auntie this morning, some researchers in Sweden have suggested that eating two rashers of bacon a day can increase your risk of pancreatic cancer by 20%. Really? Are these researchers prepared to go to a UK building site and tell the construction workers that they are going to die? The british building industry is not based on the solidity of the foundations or the quality of the rebar or the sweat carrying bricks and cement - though those are important. It's greatest triumph is that all of those and more are based on the solid foundations of a good, honest bacon sandwich. Bacon will always triumph. That's the problem with Sweden. They don't eat bacon sandwiches. If they did, they'd be a greater nation than they are now.
If I have to go, pancreatic cancer after lifetime eating bacon sounds like a pretty good deal. :-D
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PHS241 wrote:
some researchers in Sweden have suggested that eating two rashers of bacon a day can increase your risk of pancreatic cancer by 20%.
I don't actually eat bacon but these stats annoy me ... What they are saying is, if your chance of getting pancreatic cancer was say 0.1%, then if you eat bacon it will be 0.12% (not 20.1%). They quote it in the way that will be most scary. *Rant Over* Anyway, I bet Tofu doesn't increase your risk of getting pancreatic cancer so I'm alright! :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Alison P wrote:
Anyway, I bet Tofu doesn't increase your risk of getting pancreatic cancer so I'm alright! :-D
Yeah, sure, fine for you. A little extra estrogen won't do much damage. Tofu-eating guys, on the other hand, could start to look like Marilyn Manson.
So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
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When I received an email this morning saying that eating processed meat led to an increased risk of cancer I thought to myself; That sounds like spam.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
When I received an email this morning saying that eating processed meat led to an increased risk of cancer I thought to myself;
That sounds like spam.:laugh:!!!
Public Sub GetOffTheComputer() Throw New NotImplementedException() End Sub
