Little Johnny
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee". The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite". "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back". "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say 'bathroom' at the dinner table". "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say 'Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner'".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee". The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite". "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back". "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say 'bathroom' at the dinner table". "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say 'Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner'".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee". The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite". "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back". "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say 'bathroom' at the dinner table". "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say 'Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner'".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
and the teacher fainted :D
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee". The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite". "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back". "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say 'bathroom' at the dinner table". "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say 'Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner'".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Haha, brilliant.
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee". The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite". "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back". "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say 'bathroom' at the dinner table". "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say 'Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner'".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee". The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite". "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back". "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say 'bathroom' at the dinner table". "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say 'Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner'".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Good one , +5
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I think this is my favorite Little Johnny'ism.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I am not little anymore, I can crash you with my fist