BJOTD
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A new member to the company was staying late studying the various systems. As he was leaving he noticed the Director of his group was standing in front of the shredder with a puzzled look on his face. As the underling approached the Director saw him and looked releived and began to talk to him. "Oh good someone is still here. Can you help? My secretary left early for the day but this is a very sensative and important document. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly" the new recruit said. Turned it on and put the paper in. As it dissappeared into the machine the Director said "Excelent. I will just need one copy" -Never assume your boss knows what he is doing.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.