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    Chris Meech
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    Not to belittle a guy's attempt to find work, but if having to promote yourself in the following manner is the new norm, then heaven help us. "(I'm an) analytical thinker and creative problem solver who effectively collaborates with multifunctional high-performance teams.”

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      Not to belittle a guy's attempt to find work, but if having to promote yourself in the following manner is the new norm, then heaven help us. "(I'm an) analytical thinker and creative problem solver who effectively collaborates with multifunctional high-performance teams.”

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      RobCroll
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      Don't hire him, He'll end up becoming the CEO.

      "You get that on the big jobs."

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        Not to belittle a guy's attempt to find work, but if having to promote yourself in the following manner is the new norm, then heaven help us. "(I'm an) analytical thinker and creative problem solver who effectively collaborates with multifunctional high-performance teams.”

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        Septimus Hedgehog
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        There are people who actually write that shit? Hire him. He can take the blame for everything that goes wrong. He can add it to his CV: "I am experienced in taking inbound launches of primary accountability for synergistic points of decline and demonstrable metrics of non-conformance."

        If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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