Play Time

[Rajeev Jayaram]

Two men were playing golf one afternoon when just as they are about to play an important putt on the final hole for the match a large funeral procession passes by on the road at the side of the golf course. One of the men stops in mid putt, removes his cap, bows his head in prayer. The second man retorts "Gee man, that was really respectful". "Well, we had been married for over 25 years" said the other man.

[Dalek Dave]

As old as the hills, but as one whose father is never far from teeing off I know how true it is! Have a 5!

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[megaadam]

Made me smile, even if it really was below par.

..................... Life is too shor

[Lost User]

I don't play Golf, but isn't staying below par good?

I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

[Dalek Dave]

Par means Average. In Golf, getting below par is good, but if you were awarded a bonus in line with performance and your performance was below par would you be happy?

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[Rajeev Jayaram]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Have a 5!

Thanks Dave.

[Rajeev Jayaram]

In Golf context, below par is good. In General context, below par is below average.

[musefan]

Dalek Dave wrote:

if you were awarded a bonus in line with performance and your performance was below par would you be happy?

Yes very happy. I would love a job where I get rewarded for not meeting expectations ;)

My opinions are right, and yours are wrong! (or at least that is my opinion)