Please read, it's beautiful.
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What a broadside :) Now I must wash down the saccharin, and the only thing I have to do that is full of Aspartam
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
CDP1802 wrote:
Aspartam
I can only assume that you know it's rumored to cause a few problems like headaches/migraines, dizziness, seizures, nausea, numbness, muscle spasms, weight gain, rashes, depression, fatigue, irritability, tachycardia, insomnia, vision problems, hearing loss, heart palpitations, breathing difficulties, anxiety attacks, slurred speech, loss of taste, tinnitus, vertigo, memory loss, and joint pain[^] I've always enjoyed your postings, but I guess they are going to change somewhat dramatically in the future :sigh:
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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I need two buckets and a mop. That is how much I have vomited over this saccharin laden drivel. We all have families, please take this to the land of fluffy kittens and pink ponies. And trust me, it really isn't 'Beautiful'. It is sentimental tripe issued forth in an almost maudlin and bathos drenched manner, slightly obsequious, definitely sycophantic and utterly futile. We are too jaded and cynical to be impressed with the self-indulgent peregrinations of a naive youth.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
take this to the land of fluffy kittens and pink ponies.
Can I take a shotgun as well? :suss:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You mean this was not a summary from an episode of the Waltons?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
"Goodnight Dad!" "Goodnight John-Boy!" CaChick...*BANG* Program ends after series one, episode one.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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CDP1802 wrote:
Aspartam
I can only assume that you know it's rumored to cause a few problems like headaches/migraines, dizziness, seizures, nausea, numbness, muscle spasms, weight gain, rashes, depression, fatigue, irritability, tachycardia, insomnia, vision problems, hearing loss, heart palpitations, breathing difficulties, anxiety attacks, slurred speech, loss of taste, tinnitus, vertigo, memory loss, and joint pain[^] I've always enjoyed your postings, but I guess they are going to change somewhat dramatically in the future :sigh:
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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"Goodnight Dad!" "Goodnight John-Boy!" CaChick...*BANG* Program ends after series one, episode one.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Dalek Dave wrote:
take this to the land of fluffy kittens and pink ponies.
Can I take a shotgun as well? :suss:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Not as bad as bihydrogenoxide. That stuff is so addictive that most people will die after a few days without it. It's everywhere, even in the air in gaseous form.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
CDP1802 wrote:
bihydrogenoxide
Never heard of the stuff - dihydrogenoxide on the other hand must be dangerous, here are a few examples uses:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant
- in nuclear power plants
- by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels
- by elite athletes to improve performance
- in the production of Styrofoam
- in biological and chemical weapons manufacture
- in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals
- as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant
- in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics
- as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs
- as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation
- in cult rituals
- by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use)
- by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches
- by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior
- by kids who play Beyblades
- by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco
- historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran
- in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture
- during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East
- by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda
- in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance
- in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes
- by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software and other DICOM software tools
- by popular computer science professors
- by the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young working girls in Bangkok
- by the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus treatments that the BCA promotes
- by commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast
- in animal research laboratories
- in pesticide production and distribution
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CDP1802 wrote:
bihydrogenoxide
Never heard of the stuff - dihydrogenoxide on the other hand must be dangerous, here are a few examples uses:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant
- in nuclear power plants
- by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels
- by elite athletes to improve performance
- in the production of Styrofoam
- in biological and chemical weapons manufacture
- in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals
- as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant
- in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics
- as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs
- as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation
- in cult rituals
- by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use)
- by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches
- by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior
- by kids who play Beyblades
- by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco
- historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran
- in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture
- during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East
- by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda
- in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance
- in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes
- by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software and other DICOM software tools
- by popular computer science professors
- by the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young working girls in Bangkok
- by the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus treatments that the BCA promotes
- by commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast
- in animal research laboratories
- in pesticide production and distribution
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I need two buckets and a mop. That is how much I have vomited over this saccharin laden drivel. We all have families, please take this to the land of fluffy kittens and pink ponies. And trust me, it really isn't 'Beautiful'. It is sentimental tripe issued forth in an almost maudlin and bathos drenched manner, slightly obsequious, definitely sycophantic and utterly futile. We are too jaded and cynical to be impressed with the self-indulgent peregrinations of a naive youth.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
I'm going to run out of 5 votes, countering the uni-voter (and shall we play guess who it is?).
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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I'm going to run out of 5 votes, countering the uni-voter (and shall we play guess who it is?).
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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CDP1802 wrote:
bihydrogenoxide
Never heard of the stuff - dihydrogenoxide on the other hand must be dangerous, here are a few examples uses:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant
- in nuclear power plants
- by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels
- by elite athletes to improve performance
- in the production of Styrofoam
- in biological and chemical weapons manufacture
- in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals
- as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant
- in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics
- as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs
- as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation
- in cult rituals
- by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use)
- by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches
- by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior
- by kids who play Beyblades
- by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco
- historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran
- in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture
- during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East
- by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda
- in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance
- in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes
- by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software and other DICOM software tools
- by popular computer science professors
- by the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young working girls in Bangkok
- by the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus treatments that the BCA promotes
- by commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast
- in animal research laboratories
- in pesticide production and distribution
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Think of the Children
Yeah! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Dreadful!
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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Must be one and the same. Your list is long, but probably all this is only the tip of the iceberg.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
CDP1802 wrote:
probably all this is only the tip of the iceberg
Yeah! Just think of the Titanic ...
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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I'm going to run out of 5 votes, countering the uni-voter (and shall we play guess who it is?).
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
shall we play guess who it is?
I think he's called spineless ... it's also strongly suspected that he is dyslectic, completely unable to put his name to his deeds :-\
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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I need two buckets and a mop. That is how much I have vomited over this saccharin laden drivel. We all have families, please take this to the land of fluffy kittens and pink ponies. And trust me, it really isn't 'Beautiful'. It is sentimental tripe issued forth in an almost maudlin and bathos drenched manner, slightly obsequious, definitely sycophantic and utterly futile. We are too jaded and cynical to be impressed with the self-indulgent peregrinations of a naive youth.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
wasted breath in my opinion and you got some down votes for the effort. :sigh:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Dalek Dave wrote:
take this to the land of fluffy kittens and pink ponies.
Can I take a shotgun as well? :suss:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
This is a very much underestimated option. It reminds me of a lyric (I forgot the so called artist)... "Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast!!!"
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When I was a kid, my Mom liked to make dinner and every now & then I remember she used to cook for us. One night in particular, she had cooked after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my Mom placed a plate of bread jam and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt biscuits !!But Dad just ate his biscuit and asked me how was my day at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said:"Honey, I love burned biscuits."Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. And besides... A burnt biscuit never hurts anyone but harsh words do!"You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people.... I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don't. ENJOY LIFE NOW:) It has an expiry date..:-)
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If you send this to at least twenty of your friends, your wishes will become true!
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
If you send this to at least twenty of your friends
Real or imaginary?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
If you send this to at least twenty of your friends
Real or imaginary?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
FB friends, so beyond imaginary.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
If you send this to at least twenty of your friends
Real or imaginary?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
