Business minded son...
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The son is recognizing that a stranger is visiting his mom quite often and then both disappear in his parents bedroom. He is quite curious whats going on there, so he hides in the bedrooms wardrobe in order to figure out what they are doing.. Suddenly the husband is returning and frightened as she is the wife is hiding her visitor in the wardobe. son: It's dark inside here... man: thats right son: I have a football man: nice... son: wanna buy it? man: no thanks son: my dad is outside man: ok, how much? son: 250 bucks In the next week the same thing is happening again and son and stranger are again together in the wardrobe. son: It's dark inside here... man: right... son: I have sneakers.. man: (reminding the last time) how much? son: 500 bucks After some days the father is talking his son out and says: "Hey son, take your football and your sneakers and lets play some football outside" son: I can't, I have sold everything. dad: for how much? son: 750 bucks dad: thats unbelivable how you betray your friends!!! 750 is far too much! The upset father is ranting for a while and decides that his son has to go to church in order to confess his sins. He is taking his son to the church, puts him into the confessional and closes the door. son: It's dark inside here... Reverend: STOP THAT SHIT!!!
hoernchenmeister wrote:
dad: thats unbelivable how you betray your friends!!! 750 is far too much!
"Wow son, that's fantastic, you really turned a profit there! Let's go to the Synagogue and thank God for your acumen."
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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The son is recognizing that a stranger is visiting his mom quite often and then both disappear in his parents bedroom. He is quite curious whats going on there, so he hides in the bedrooms wardrobe in order to figure out what they are doing.. Suddenly the husband is returning and frightened as she is the wife is hiding her visitor in the wardobe. son: It's dark inside here... man: thats right son: I have a football man: nice... son: wanna buy it? man: no thanks son: my dad is outside man: ok, how much? son: 250 bucks In the next week the same thing is happening again and son and stranger are again together in the wardrobe. son: It's dark inside here... man: right... son: I have sneakers.. man: (reminding the last time) how much? son: 500 bucks After some days the father is talking his son out and says: "Hey son, take your football and your sneakers and lets play some football outside" son: I can't, I have sold everything. dad: for how much? son: 750 bucks dad: thats unbelivable how you betray your friends!!! 750 is far too much! The upset father is ranting for a while and decides that his son has to go to church in order to confess his sins. He is taking his son to the church, puts him into the confessional and closes the door. son: It's dark inside here... Reverend: STOP THAT SHIT!!!
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
dad: thats unbelivable how you betray your friends!!! 750 is far too much!
"Wow son, that's fantastic, you really turned a profit there! Let's go to the Synagogue and thank God for your acumen."
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Seriously?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
dad: thats unbelivable how you betray your friends!!! 750 is far too much!
"Wow son, that's fantastic, you really turned a profit there! Let's go to the Synagogue and thank God for your acumen."
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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So making Jewish jokes is wrong, but making Catholic jokes is OK? Remind me how does that work again?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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So making Jewish jokes is wrong, but making Catholic jokes is OK? Remind me how does that work again?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]It probably says something about who is, generally speaking, most tolerant ;)
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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So making Jewish jokes is wrong, but making Catholic jokes is OK? Remind me how does that work again?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]At first I thought he is just been sarcastic, but then I saw his reputation history…
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Seriously?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
These are 750 bucks, of course it’s serious! :-D
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actually i wasnt offended at all i just got a post with a link to a vid and bad spelling marked as abuse so i thought this post MUST be abusive.... proves that the moderators are not all level headed as we might want them to be. nice univoting campaign though from 700 down to 200 good work!