Certainly not KSS
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea". He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!" Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me". He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth". The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!" Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea". He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!" Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me". He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth". The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!" Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
One of my favourites, must have heard it 4 years ago now, except the punch line was "I lost the saussage in the thid pub". :) And it doesnt really work in the UK or Ireland, where you pay for your beer before drinking it, unlike on the continent, so I changed ot to two Dutch guys, the Dutch being notoriously stingy!
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One of my favourites, must have heard it 4 years ago now, except the punch line was "I lost the saussage in the thid pub". :) And it doesnt really work in the UK or Ireland, where you pay for your beer before drinking it, unlike on the continent, so I changed ot to two Dutch guys, the Dutch being notoriously stingy!
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Erudite_Eric wrote:
And it doesnt really work in the UK or Ireland, where you pay for your beer before drinking it,
I wonder how it is in Australia? That's where I got the joke from.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Erudite_Eric wrote:
And it doesnt really work in the UK or Ireland, where you pay for your beer before drinking it,
I wonder how it is in Australia? That's where I got the joke from.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
I wonder how it is in Australia? That's where I got the joke from.
Cash up front, or no beer for you.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004