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I am sorry for the next one...

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    hoernchenmeister
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    Non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sister. It tastes right but its still WRONG!!! Please accept my apology for this one, a colleague of mine just told me that one and I just had to share it... right after I whiped the coffee from my monitor ;)

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      Non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sister. It tastes right but its still WRONG!!! Please accept my apology for this one, a colleague of mine just told me that one and I just had to share it... right after I whiped the coffee from my monitor ;)

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      Jorgen Andersson
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      Non-alcoholic beer does not taste right! And luckily, in this case, I don't have a sister...

      Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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        Non-alcoholic beer does not taste right! And luckily, in this case, I don't have a sister...

        Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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        I know what you mean... but the joke wouldn't make sense that way ;)

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          I know what you mean... but the joke wouldn't make sense that way ;)

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          How about this version... Non-alcoholic beer is like **cking your sister. It goes down the same, but it still tastes wrong!

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            Non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sister. It tastes right but its still WRONG!!! Please accept my apology for this one, a colleague of mine just told me that one and I just had to share it... right after I whiped the coffee from my monitor ;)

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            How could you have made the comparison without actually licking your sister X| ? She must be really, really, really, I mean really pretty ;P .

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              How could you have made the comparison without actually licking your sister X| ? She must be really, really, really, I mean really pretty ;P .

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              Regarding this joke I luckily don't have a sister ;)

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                Regarding this joke I luckily don't have a sister ;)

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                Good for you, licking someone else's sister is a mandatory thing then :laugh:

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