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Tip for boob men: when shopping in the supermarket miss out the 1st aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Tip for boob men: when shopping in the supermarket miss out the 1st aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Sage advice!
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Tip for boob men: when shopping in the supermarket miss out the 1st aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've used this trick for years... :sigh: It's truly sad, I agree.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Tip for boob men: when shopping in the supermarket miss out the 1st aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Spoken like a man whose wife currently lives out of town. :)
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Tip for boob men: when shopping in the supermarket miss out the 1st aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You could also put a black glasses, drag an empty leash after you with your left hand and feel your way through the air(or upcoming boobs) with your right hand. “Skippy! Come here boy! ” “Excuse me miss!” “Has anybody seen my guide dog?” “Miss, can I continue holding to your shoulder until we find my Skippy?” “Oh, this is not a shoulder….I’m terribly sorry!”
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Tip for boob men: when shopping in the supermarket miss out the 1st aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Another tip for the boob men. Make a bet with female acquaintances that they can't touch their navel with their elbows. Enjoy!
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Another tip for the boob men. Make a bet with female acquaintances that they can't touch their navel with their elbows. Enjoy!
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
can't touch their navel with their elbows.
Alternatively, that they can't make their shoulder blades touch together... Also enjoy!!
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Another tip for the boob men. Make a bet with female acquaintances that they can't touch their navel with their elbows. Enjoy!
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Or bet that you can touch their boobs without touching their clothes. Fail and pay.