Annoying Users
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No no, it means you're giving him the best support, it's so good he calls you for the fault of anything. Just wait, soon enough he'll call you about how to prune his garden plants.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Michael Martin wrote:
I'm sure I'll be fired soon cause one of my farts was the wrong tone or odour.
Someone made a complaint against me for farting at work a year or two back. Many years ago fielding in the slips I farted as the bowler ran into bowl and the batsman walked away. Mind you he also walked away each time a plane flew overhead. Playing near Birmingham Airport that was quite a lot. He was very good, and totally obnoxious, and was caught by a mate of mine who had never played before and had turned up to watch with a crate of lager. A mate of mine from a previous job was one of the most extreme farters I have ever met, mine have volume and sustain but little or no smell, his the complete opposite. He once cleared 3 separate offices leading the MD to comment "anyone who can make the accounts department move that quickly deserves credit". I think however his finest moment was clearing an aircraft hanger with open doors at each end to let lorries in and out. That really does require the foulest of arses.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
A friend of mine used to work somewhere where the air intake for the server room A/C was inside an office full of men who used to stand under it to let rip. This meant that he'd be sitting quietly in the server room, minding his own business, and suddenly get a nasal assault of terrifying proportions out of nowhere...
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When I had to do first line support I said that one day a user will phone up because it has gone dark and they can't see the keyboard anymore.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I once had to take a drive to the highway and exchange a fuse in a customers car. I was the first one she could think of to call. I never could make up my mind on whether to be annoyed or "honoured".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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A friend of mine used to work somewhere where the air intake for the server room A/C was inside an office full of men who used to stand under it to let rip. This meant that he'd be sitting quietly in the server room, minding his own business, and suddenly get a nasal assault of terrifying proportions out of nowhere...
My placement year from Uni was with ICL in Bracknell, and their old machine room had been converted into work areas for various things that needed more space than the cubicals. The AC was still in place and fired up so not only was it deliciously cool in there any emissions vanished almost before they had been fully released.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I once had to take a drive to the highway and exchange a fuse in a customers car. I was the first one she could think of to call. I never could make up my mind on whether to be annoyed or "honoured".
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions