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If Chuck Norris was so awesome...

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    hoernchenmeister
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    ...he would show up at my house and slam my face on my keyboapiuiufsahqp7f27ßr hgwqg35qgerg5qz;KJ(hbuz(/=:;6njhtrf235

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      ...he would show up at my house and slam my face on my keyboapiuiufsahqp7f27ßr hgwqg35qgerg5qz;KJ(hbuz(/=:;6njhtrf235

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      If Chuck is so awesome then why does he need plastic surgery to look young again. :laugh:

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        If Chuck is so awesome then why does he need plastic surgery to look young again. :laugh:

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Just the opposite, the plastic surgeries are to make him look older, because he doesn’t want to freaks us out staying young forever.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          ...he would show up at my house and slam my face on my keyboapiuiufsahqp7f27ßr hgwqg35qgerg5qz;KJ(hbuz(/=:;6njhtrf235

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          SQL Server is faster than Oracle if DBA is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can truncate a table with a round-house kick.

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Just the opposite, the plastic surgeries are to make him look older, because he doesn’t want to freaks us out staying young forever.

            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

            Just the opposite, the plastic surgeries are to make him look older, because he doesn’t want to freaks us out staying young forever.

            I thought this was funny. :thumbsup:

            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              ...he would show up at my house and slam my face on my keyboapiuiufsahqp7f27ßr hgwqg35qgerg5qz;KJ(hbuz(/=:;6njhtrf235

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              Instant death comes to those who ddo not properly capitalize the name chu

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                Just the opposite, the plastic surgeries are to make him look older, because he doesn’t want to freaks us out staying young forever.

                I thought this was funny. :thumbsup:

                "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                Thanks.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  ...he would show up at my house and slam my face on my keyboapiuiufsahqp7f27ßr hgwqg35qgerg5qz;KJ(hbuz(/=:;6njhtrf235

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                  Chuck Norris can download Apple apps to his Blackberry. Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    Chuck Norris can download Apple apps to his Blackberry. Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    loctrice
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                    :thumbsup:

                    If it moves, compile it

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