Two Dogs .....
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One day a boy from a country asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a baby is born in our country the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."
Old, but still worthy of a laugh, have a 5.
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One day a boy from a country asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a baby is born in our country the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."
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Old, but still worthy of a laugh, have a 5.
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I think there is only a couple thousand(probably less) really worthy joke templates. Everything else are variations, localizations or bringing up-to date the small kernel of really funny jokes.
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When I heard it first it was a Native American and the tribe’s shaman.
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I like the Terry Pratchett interpretation:
"Why are you called One-man-bucket?"
"...In my tribe we're traditionally named after the first thing my mother sees when she looks out of the tepee after the birth. It's short for one-man-pouring-a-bucket-of-water-over-two-dogs."
"That's pretty unfortunate."
"It's not too bad. It was my twin brother you had to feel sorry for. She looked out ten seconds before me to give him his name."
"Don't tell me, let me guess. Two-dogs-fighting?"
"Two-dogs-fighting? Two-dogs-fighting? Wow, he would have given his right arm to be called Two-dogs-fighting."(Reaper Man)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I like the Terry Pratchett interpretation:
"Why are you called One-man-bucket?"
"...In my tribe we're traditionally named after the first thing my mother sees when she looks out of the tepee after the birth. It's short for one-man-pouring-a-bucket-of-water-over-two-dogs."
"That's pretty unfortunate."
"It's not too bad. It was my twin brother you had to feel sorry for. She looked out ten seconds before me to give him his name."
"Don't tell me, let me guess. Two-dogs-fighting?"
"Two-dogs-fighting? Two-dogs-fighting? Wow, he would have given his right arm to be called Two-dogs-fighting."(Reaper Man)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Terry Pratchett is a giant. :thumbsup:
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I think there is only a couple thousand(probably less) really worthy joke templates. Everything else are variations, localizations or bringing up-to date the small kernel of really funny jokes.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Ever seen the "Family Guy" where they go on an adventure to find the source of the good jokes? Turns out they all come from a commune that work and strive to create the world's funniest jokes. Then towards the end a man died of laughter because he made the world's funniest joke (Monty Python influenced??) They fled with the joke burning the commune to the ground. Turned out the old coot that wrote it went a bit senial because it was something a long the lines of "Guess What?" ... "Chicken Butt!"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Ever seen the "Family Guy" where they go on an adventure to find the source of the good jokes? Turns out they all come from a commune that work and strive to create the world's funniest jokes. Then towards the end a man died of laughter because he made the world's funniest joke (Monty Python influenced??) They fled with the joke burning the commune to the ground. Turned out the old coot that wrote it went a bit senial because it was something a long the lines of "Guess What?" ... "Chicken Butt!"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
I stopped watching the show some time ago. I thought it was hilarious at first, but then they started to alternate one funny episode with a gross one, like the one mocking Stephen Hawking. I’m pretty thick skinned but some things are just not funny.
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I stopped watching the show some time ago. I thought it was hilarious at first, but then they started to alternate one funny episode with a gross one, like the one mocking Stephen Hawking. I’m pretty thick skinned but some things are just not funny.
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Having been forced to watch it occasionally when visiting at my parents; they've stoped airing funny episodes completely. It's still less revolting than American Dad or the Cleveland Show (which incredibly manages to suck worse than the city of the same name); which the garbage TV lovers in the house also use to lobotomize themselves every night.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Ever seen the "Family Guy" where they go on an adventure to find the source of the good jokes? Turns out they all come from a commune that work and strive to create the world's funniest jokes. Then towards the end a man died of laughter because he made the world's funniest joke (Monty Python influenced??) They fled with the joke burning the commune to the ground. Turned out the old coot that wrote it went a bit senial because it was something a long the lines of "Guess What?" ... "Chicken Butt!"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Terry Pratchett is a giant. :thumbsup:
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Pterry - Moving Pictures:
Azhural raised his staff. "It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork," he said. "We've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing... we're wearing... sort of things, like glass, only dark... dark glass things on our eyes..."
Even when it's not original it's good. :cool:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
