Pinocchio's Problem: Solved
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Pinocchio is having some serious problems with his love-life so he goes to Gepetto and for some help and advice. “Pinocchio! so good to see you. How are things with you?” exclaims Gepetto. “Well”, say Pinocchio, “things aren’t going so well between me and my girlfriend. They're getting a little tense.” “What’s the problem?” inquires Gepetto. “Maybe I can help.” Pinocchio then proceeds to explain that his being made of wood, his girlfriend has been getting some splinters during their love-making and it’s causing problems in their relationship. “Ahh. No problem my Pinocchio!” says Gepetto and proceeds to the back of his shop. Soon he returns with some sandpaper and gives it to Pinocchio. “Here, use this. It should fix the problem right up.” Pinocchio thanks him and leaves. Well, about a week later, Pinocchio returns to Gepetto’s shop wearing a big smile and whistling a merry tune. Gepetto remarks “So, how does the sandpaper worked out?” to which Pinocchio replies “things have never been better. Thank you so much.” “So”, adds Gepetto, “your girlfriend is pleased?". To which Pinocchio replies: “Girlfriend? Who needs a girlfriend?”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Pinocchio is having some serious problems with his love-life so he goes to Gepetto and for some help and advice. “Pinocchio! so good to see you. How are things with you?” exclaims Gepetto. “Well”, say Pinocchio, “things aren’t going so well between me and my girlfriend. They're getting a little tense.” “What’s the problem?” inquires Gepetto. “Maybe I can help.” Pinocchio then proceeds to explain that his being made of wood, his girlfriend has been getting some splinters during their love-making and it’s causing problems in their relationship. “Ahh. No problem my Pinocchio!” says Gepetto and proceeds to the back of his shop. Soon he returns with some sandpaper and gives it to Pinocchio. “Here, use this. It should fix the problem right up.” Pinocchio thanks him and leaves. Well, about a week later, Pinocchio returns to Gepetto’s shop wearing a big smile and whistling a merry tune. Gepetto remarks “So, how does the sandpaper worked out?” to which Pinocchio replies “things have never been better. Thank you so much.” “So”, adds Gepetto, “your girlfriend is pleased?". To which Pinocchio replies: “Girlfriend? Who needs a girlfriend?”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
"Hey Pinocchio, If I sit on your face will you tell me some lies?"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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"Hey Pinocchio, If I sit on your face will you tell me some lies?"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
OMG. I really this question's a bit nosy, but the quotes imply you were only writing that figuratively; not as part of a wish list?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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OMG. I really this question's a bit nosy, but the quotes imply you were only writing that figuratively; not as part of a wish list?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Correct!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Pinocchio is having some serious problems with his love-life so he goes to Gepetto and for some help and advice. “Pinocchio! so good to see you. How are things with you?” exclaims Gepetto. “Well”, say Pinocchio, “things aren’t going so well between me and my girlfriend. They're getting a little tense.” “What’s the problem?” inquires Gepetto. “Maybe I can help.” Pinocchio then proceeds to explain that his being made of wood, his girlfriend has been getting some splinters during their love-making and it’s causing problems in their relationship. “Ahh. No problem my Pinocchio!” says Gepetto and proceeds to the back of his shop. Soon he returns with some sandpaper and gives it to Pinocchio. “Here, use this. It should fix the problem right up.” Pinocchio thanks him and leaves. Well, about a week later, Pinocchio returns to Gepetto’s shop wearing a big smile and whistling a merry tune. Gepetto remarks “So, how does the sandpaper worked out?” to which Pinocchio replies “things have never been better. Thank you so much.” “So”, adds Gepetto, “your girlfriend is pleased?". To which Pinocchio replies: “Girlfriend? Who needs a girlfriend?”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Jesus is wandering through the desert, where he finds a crying old man. "Old man, what is troubling you. Perhaps I can help!" "I have lost my son..." "Can you describe him?" "He's got holes in his hands and feet." "Father!" "Pinnocchio!" Edit: I forgot: Preachers and bible thumpers avert your eyes
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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Pinocchio is having some serious problems with his love-life so he goes to Gepetto and for some help and advice. “Pinocchio! so good to see you. How are things with you?” exclaims Gepetto. “Well”, say Pinocchio, “things aren’t going so well between me and my girlfriend. They're getting a little tense.” “What’s the problem?” inquires Gepetto. “Maybe I can help.” Pinocchio then proceeds to explain that his being made of wood, his girlfriend has been getting some splinters during their love-making and it’s causing problems in their relationship. “Ahh. No problem my Pinocchio!” says Gepetto and proceeds to the back of his shop. Soon he returns with some sandpaper and gives it to Pinocchio. “Here, use this. It should fix the problem right up.” Pinocchio thanks him and leaves. Well, about a week later, Pinocchio returns to Gepetto’s shop wearing a big smile and whistling a merry tune. Gepetto remarks “So, how does the sandpaper worked out?” to which Pinocchio replies “things have never been better. Thank you so much.” “So”, adds Gepetto, “your girlfriend is pleased?". To which Pinocchio replies: “Girlfriend? Who needs a girlfriend?”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
How Pinocchio has died? He set himself in fire while masturbating.
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