The rabbit and the fox
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A rabbit is passing by a fox-hole. In front of the fox-hole there are sitting two young foxes. The rabbit looks them straight in the eye and says: "I will fuck your mother, belive it!", and races off. The next day, same game, also on the third and fourth day. When the rabbit passes by the fox-hole on the fifth day and says his slogan, mother fox speeds out of the fox-hole. The rabbit starts to run, mother fox right behind him. after some meters (sorry, I mean yards) the rabbit reaches his rabbit-hole and disappears. Mother-fox tries to follow but gets stuck in the small rabbit-hole. So the rabbit exits his home through another opening, walks over to the rear of stuck up mother-fox and says: "You know... I am actually not in the mood for this right now, but I promised it to the kids."