Ok, I think you are ready for my favorite one...
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A lady goes to a doctor and tells him: "Doc, I have a huge problem. I fart all the time... 10 to 30 times within an hour.... But they are totally silent and they do not smell. Can you help me please?" The doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in a week. A week later the lady visits the doctor again and tells him: "Doc, the farts... they are still here... I still fart all the time. They still are totally silent but now they awfully stink... It's disgusting, please help me!" The doctor replies: "Ok, the medicine healed your nose, now its time to fix your hearing" :java:
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A lady goes to a doctor and tells him: "Doc, I have a huge problem. I fart all the time... 10 to 30 times within an hour.... But they are totally silent and they do not smell. Can you help me please?" The doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in a week. A week later the lady visits the doctor again and tells him: "Doc, the farts... they are still here... I still fart all the time. They still are totally silent but now they awfully stink... It's disgusting, please help me!" The doctor replies: "Ok, the medicine healed your nose, now its time to fix your hearing" :java:
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A lady goes to a doctor and tells him: "Doc, I have a huge problem. I fart all the time... 10 to 30 times within an hour.... But they are totally silent and they do not smell. Can you help me please?" The doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in a week. A week later the lady visits the doctor again and tells him: "Doc, the farts... they are still here... I still fart all the time. They still are totally silent but now they awfully stink... It's disgusting, please help me!" The doctor replies: "Ok, the medicine healed your nose, now its time to fix your hearing" :java: