Debut joke
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A man marries a young naive country girl and on their wedding night, he shows her his tackle and tells her he’s the only man to have such a thing. Times goes by and after a couple of months, they're in bed one morning when she grabs his willy and remarks, "You were fibbing when you told me you were the only man to have one of these, I've discovered that Mr Biggun across the road has one as well." The husband thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him." "Oh darling," She sighs. "Why did you give him the best one?"
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A man marries a young naive country girl and on their wedding night, he shows her his tackle and tells her he’s the only man to have such a thing. Times goes by and after a couple of months, they're in bed one morning when she grabs his willy and remarks, "You were fibbing when you told me you were the only man to have one of these, I've discovered that Mr Biggun across the road has one as well." The husband thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him." "Oh darling," She sighs. "Why did you give him the best one?"
cause he's a soap - box - hero, he's got stars in his eyes..
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
A man marries a young naive country girl and on their wedding night, he shows her his tackle and tells her he’s the only man to have such a thing. Times goes by and after a couple of months, they're in bed one morning when she grabs his willy and remarks, "You were fibbing when you told me you were the only man to have one of these, I've discovered that Mr Biggun across the road has one as well." The husband thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him." "Oh darling," She sighs. "Why did you give him the best one?"
Are you related to *007? We should be told! ;)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Are you related to *007? We should be told! ;)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Are you related to *007?
You know I'm an American. Have you seen my designation in my profile? I'll change that after my new job.
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A man marries a young naive country girl and on their wedding night, he shows her his tackle and tells her he’s the only man to have such a thing. Times goes by and after a couple of months, they're in bed one morning when she grabs his willy and remarks, "You were fibbing when you told me you were the only man to have one of these, I've discovered that Mr Biggun across the road has one as well." The husband thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him." "Oh darling," She sighs. "Why did you give him the best one?"
Surely he is a 'soapboxjoker', all the replays are getting 5 :)
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cause he's a soap - box - hero, he's got stars in his eyes..
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)