Faster Taxi

[soapboxjoker]

The taxi was travelling at over 90 mph through the middle of the town when the male passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder. “Heh, what’s all the rushing for? Slow down a bit.” “Sorry, mate, I thought I heard someone shout ‘faster, faster’,”, said the taxi driver. “Well, you heard right, but she wasn’t talking to you!” came the reply.