Is it just me
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Or the Soapbox has been never such pleasure to read as the last few weeks? If so, I’ll try to change that: A lector is in a distant village and is preaching the locals how good thing the vegetarian food is. “People, you’re eating meat all your life without knowing how bad it’s for your health!” An old men in a visible age of 90 from the last row exclaims – “And you're getting cold feet!” ” The lector is surprised but continues with his speech – “Your cholesterol is going up and your arteries are degrading.” “And you're getting cold feet!” – Shouts the old man “Thus you are aging faster than the vegetarians” – concludes the lector. “And you get cold feet!” Finally the lector decides enough is enough - “Old man! What has the feet has to do with the subject?!” “Well, every evening after I stuff myself with four steaks and a load of bacon I get such a boner that my cock lifts the blanket and my feet are freezing.”
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