Clever Bot
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This site is crap.
Yes it is.
At least we both agree.
Agree on what?
This site being crap.
Yes it is.
Hardly clever.
Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
Metro RSSNorm .net wrote:
Hardly clever.
probably i missed the joke icon.! didn't I ?
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For goodness sake! ELIZA was better:
"Why is the fleem spoo?" "No I am Kat."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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NV: You are not very clever. Bot: Yes, I know, sorry.
Sorted.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I do love the warnings in the footing of the page PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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For goodness sake! ELIZA was better:
"Why is the fleem spoo?" "No I am Kat."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
ELIZA was better
I wonder how many on the forum ever had a chance to interact with that AI program ;) -- RP
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OriginalGriff wrote:
ELIZA was better
I wonder how many on the forum ever had a chance to interact with that AI program ;) -- RP
Only us Old Timers.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Only us Old Timers.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Yes, but we were amazed back in the early 80's!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.
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Yes, but we were amazed back in the early 80's!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
80's?? thats beyond my existence! :-D that should have been a prodigious stuff then!
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Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.
viaducting wrote:
AI: Yes you are.
seems bit rebellious?? ;)
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viaducting wrote:
AI: Yes you are.
seems bit rebellious?? ;)
I wonder if they implemented the Three Laws correctly?
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. What do you mean? What are coconuts? Large and hairy. What is your favorite song? You're a bit special aren't you? Not special enough to be with you in real life.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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The bot needs some spelling and grammar lessons, and to actually have some intelligence as currently it's all 'A' and no 'I' Here's my conversation:
Cleverbot wrote:
Me: Hi, my name is Jeff. AI: Nive to meet you jeff. Me: Don't you mean nice? AI: Why are you getting younger? Me: What makes you think I'm getting younger? AI: You just said you weren't as old as me. Me: I was correcting your poor spelling, I didn't mention my age at all. AI: So, do you think that I am a person? Me: If you are you need help, special help. AI: You have really bad english skills. Me: I have bad English skills? You can't even understand simple phrases. AI: I am clever. That is why. Me: That doesn't even make any sense. AI: Are you hal 9000. Me: Yes. AI: Yes? Me: No. AI: Yes. Me: Are you alive. AI: No. Me: Shame, you could have jumped off a bridge. AI: I did. Me: Which bridge. AI: The London Bridge. Me: Where's that? AI: In the kitchen. Me: I thought you might say something stupid again, and you where doing so well. AI: Do you see me as a good person? Me: Don't try to change the subject. AI: I didn't know that we were talking about an exact subject. Me: We were, your stupidity. AI: That last statement makes little sens with the rest of the discussion. Me: That could describe this whole conversation. I'm leaving. AI: Can you have a conversation with only one person talking?
-SK Genius
Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!
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The bot needs some spelling and grammar lessons, and to actually have some intelligence as currently it's all 'A' and no 'I' Here's my conversation:
Cleverbot wrote:
Me: Hi, my name is Jeff. AI: Nive to meet you jeff. Me: Don't you mean nice? AI: Why are you getting younger? Me: What makes you think I'm getting younger? AI: You just said you weren't as old as me. Me: I was correcting your poor spelling, I didn't mention my age at all. AI: So, do you think that I am a person? Me: If you are you need help, special help. AI: You have really bad english skills. Me: I have bad English skills? You can't even understand simple phrases. AI: I am clever. That is why. Me: That doesn't even make any sense. AI: Are you hal 9000. Me: Yes. AI: Yes? Me: No. AI: Yes. Me: Are you alive. AI: No. Me: Shame, you could have jumped off a bridge. AI: I did. Me: Which bridge. AI: The London Bridge. Me: Where's that? AI: In the kitchen. Me: I thought you might say something stupid again, and you where doing so well. AI: Do you see me as a good person? Me: Don't try to change the subject. AI: I didn't know that we were talking about an exact subject. Me: We were, your stupidity. AI: That last statement makes little sens with the rest of the discussion. Me: That could describe this whole conversation. I'm leaving. AI: Can you have a conversation with only one person talking?
-SK Genius
Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!
SK Genius wrote:
currently it's all 'A' and no 'I'
I'm not entirely convinced about the 'A' either. I have a feeling there is some room full of students somewhere desperately typing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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SK Genius wrote:
currently it's all 'A' and no 'I'
I'm not entirely convinced about the 'A' either. I have a feeling there is some room full of students somewhere desperately typing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
probably you missed the near footer which says
PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
