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Did Jesus have a cunt too?

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  • K Keith Barrow

    You are pissing into the wind with this one I think. Anything other than an irrational degree of "it's all nonsense" or "it's all strictly true" is just going to be flamed. To be fair, both the irrational positions will flame eachother. This is ~50% of the reason I don't get involved with these discussions. It is amazing how quickly everyone becomes experts on marginalia, comparative textual analysis and theological minutiae, before drawing their conclusions from whatever source that happen to agree with them in the first place. See, I'm doing it now.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    I know. I was my own worst enemy here. I normally keep out of these things, but unwisely thought that this was one statement that all sides wouldn't get their knickers in a twist about. How naive of me. Lesson learned though.

    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      I know. I was my own worst enemy here. I normally keep out of these things, but unwisely thought that this was one statement that all sides wouldn't get their knickers in a twist about. How naive of me. Lesson learned though.

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      I know. I was my own worst enemy here. I normally keep out of these things, but unwisely thought

      Nothing changes, Pete. This is why we don't discuss religion, politics, or personal income in social circles. I, however, have violated this simple rule on numerous occasions here, and will most likely do so again in the near future. :)

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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      • S Slacker007

        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        I know. I was my own worst enemy here. I normally keep out of these things, but unwisely thought

        Nothing changes, Pete. This is why we don't discuss religion, politics, or personal income in social circles. I, however, have violated this simple rule on numerous occasions here, and will most likely do so again in the near future. :)

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Lost User
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        Not even personal income? How does that lead to war?

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        • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

          mark merrens wrote:

          shall not rise

          Looks like you did after all.

          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          There are some really feeble, weak minded people around here none of whom have the courage of their convictions and whose faith is so fragile that it can't withstand a little lambasting. I actualy feel pity for them: imagine being so weak minded. Go ahead, down vote me; like that actually costs me time or money or impacts my life. It's actually worth getting the downvotes - it shows me that I got to you especially when you don't have the nads to say why. Hilarious.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          • L Lost User

            Not even personal income? How does that lead to war?

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            harold aptroot wrote:

            Not even personal income? How does that lead to war?

            It might get back to the missus.

            Use carrots and sticks to force the little fish into the big tent - Anon

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            • S soap brain

              That was the stupidest thing I've ever read. It's wrong to call her an academic - she's a theologian, which is basically the opposite. A real academic would have come to the conclusion that Jesus probably didn't exist.

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              jschell
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              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

              A real academic would have come to the conclusion that Jesus probably didn't exist.

              I doubt a "real" academic would ever come to that "conclusion." They might come to the conclusion that there is no evidence that Jesus existed but that is quite a bit different than what you said.

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              • Z ZurdoDev

                My reply was directed at Ravel H. Joyce who is accepting documents that historians claim to be from the Romans but won't accept the Bible as a historical document. You are right though, we pick and choose which documents are accurate.

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                ryanb31 wrote:

                My reply was directed at Ravel H. Joyce who is accepting documents that historians claim to be from the Romans but won't accept the Bible as a historical document.

                Myself I believe anyone that wants or needs 'proof' of the basis of christianity is certainly lacking in the tenent that one must accept God of thier own free will. It is trivially simple to explain a lack of historical evidence - because God made it so. Same thing applies to every aspect of the bible.

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                • L Lost User

                  Quite, I could have gone on for a good couple of pages.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Been out of the UK so long I gess I am forgetting a few and not learning new ones, so perhaps you could enlighten us. :)

                  ============================== Nothing to say.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Been out of the UK so long I gess I am forgetting a few and not learning new ones, so perhaps you could enlighten us. :)

                    ============================== Nothing to say.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    I refer the honourable gentleman to item 6[^]; especially the vertical bacon sandwich.

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      There are some really feeble, weak minded people around here none of whom have the courage of their convictions and whose faith is so fragile that it can't withstand a little lambasting. I actualy feel pity for them: imagine being so weak minded. Go ahead, down vote me; like that actually costs me time or money or impacts my life. It's actually worth getting the downvotes - it shows me that I got to you especially when you don't have the nads to say why. Hilarious.

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                      Just FYI, it wasn't me who downvoted you. I'm with you, couldn't care less about the voting one way or the other (although I did complain once when the nuclear downvote was still around). As for having the courage of ones conviction, I'm with you. For me it's more of a personal behavior and striving to live the way I believe a should. I really couldn't give a rats ass what someone says about my beliefs. Yeah, sometimes things are offensive, but it's still my choice to get offended. Mostly, I find it funny and humorous. Some people get so worked-up about nothing. Mostly I don't like to get involved in these internet discussions because it so often is fruitless. I don't mind talking with someone who will at least be mostly civil. I don't mind the holding-my-nose, condescending, looking down-my-nose, head-held-high attitude either. I think that's kinda funny, too, to be honest. The original story though I think is pretty ridiculous. How could anyone really know such a thing from so long ago?

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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