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    “A packet of condoms please,” said the man to the sales assistant. “What size, sir?” she asked. “Er…I don't know.” “Well, that's no problem,” she replied. “If you go into the other room, you'll find a board with a selection of different holes. Just pop your todger in them until you find the right size.” So the man did as he was told, little realising that every time he tried a different hole, the sales assistant was on the other side fondling it. Eventually, he was satisfied he had found the correct size, so returned to the counter. “Everything alright, sir?” she asked. “Couldn't be better,” he replied, “but forget the condoms, just sell me the board.”

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      “A packet of condoms please,” said the man to the sales assistant. “What size, sir?” she asked. “Er…I don't know.” “Well, that's no problem,” she replied. “If you go into the other room, you'll find a board with a selection of different holes. Just pop your todger in them until you find the right size.” So the man did as he was told, little realising that every time he tried a different hole, the sales assistant was on the other side fondling it. Eventually, he was satisfied he had found the correct size, so returned to the counter. “Everything alright, sir?” she asked. “Couldn't be better,” he replied, “but forget the condoms, just sell me the board.”

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      They are getting worse - you need to take a vacation - come back in 10 years.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        They are getting worse - you need to take a vacation - come back in 10 years.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        :) The joke n**i No joke for you, come back, 10 years!

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          They are getting worse - you need to take a vacation - come back in 10 years.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Don't know why, some people hate condoms :doh: BTW, I'm going to take a short vacation but not 10 years..... may be 10 days, Thanks for your suggestion. Bye

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