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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Clarkson's fat. Hammond's short. May's got poor dress sense. The Stig can't show his face in public. Put that together in a single person and it makes a convincing description for a paedo. [happy now!]


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Clarkson's fat. Hammond's short. May's got poor dress sense. The Stig can't show his face in public. Put that together in a single person and it makes a convincing description for a paedo. [happy now!]


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Slacker007
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      pedo

      a foot?

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        pedo

        a foot?

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Lost User
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        Or a foot fetishist at least, AKA pedophile. :)

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          Or a foot fetishist at least, AKA pedophile. :)

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          Dalek Dave
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          I am totally against feet. I mean ok, they are useful as a means of propulsion, but they are ugly. I would ban people from exposing their feet in public. Open toed shoes or sandals are the very work of Beelzebub.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Clarkson's fat. Hammond's short. May's got poor dress sense. The Stig can't show his face in public. Put that together in a single person and it makes a convincing description for a paedo. [happy now!]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Dalek Dave
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            Pædo surely? I would accept Paedo (the Latinate diphthong allowable even though the term has Greek etymological cladistic origins), but the ligature of the diphthonic a and e is the correct term from an ME/Saxonic variation. Do address your skills in English, one can never be sure who is watching, nor how pedantic they may be!

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              I am totally against feet. I mean ok, they are useful as a means of propulsion, but they are ugly. I would ban people from exposing their feet in public. Open toed shoes or sandals are the very work of Beelzebub.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Lost User
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              I have a very good friend who is oddly averse to feet too. Never understood why. OK, tey arent that pleasant to look at, but neither is much of the rest of humanity.

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                I have a very good friend who is oddly averse to feet too. Never understood why. OK, tey arent that pleasant to look at, but neither is much of the rest of humanity.

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                Dalek Dave
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                A shapely bottom; a well-turned calf; pleasant, almost motherly, breasts and a pretty face are all I need to see.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  A shapely bottom; a well-turned calf; pleasant, almost motherly, breasts and a pretty face are all I need to see.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  and who is he?

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    and who is he?

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I see what you did there! :)

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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