You're not old enough
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A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!" "Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather. A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!" "Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather. About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!" "Good, then go fuck yourself!", said the grandson
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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I swear I just read this one, like in the last week. I also heard a rumor about Leslie Nielson, I hope he's okay.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I couldn't find it here ... but then, depending on phrasing, it could be something quite similar ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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I couldn't find it here ... but then, depending on phrasing, it could be something quite similar ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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I swear I just read this one, like in the last week. I also heard a rumor about Leslie Nielson, I hope he's okay.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
wizardzz wrote:
I also heard a rumor about Leslie Nielson, I hope he's okay.
*cough*
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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10 pages back or so... http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4168902/Grandpa-and-Grandson.aspx[^]
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I see, I tried searching for 'big enough to smoke yet', and felt safe when it didn't turn up a single hit ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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wizardzz wrote:
I also heard a rumor about Leslie Nielson, I hope he's okay.
*cough*
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Leslie Nielsen wrote:
*cough*
Good call :-D
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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wizardzz wrote:
I also heard a rumor about Leslie Nielson, I hope he's okay.
*cough*
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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wizardzz wrote:
I also heard a rumor about Leslie Nielson, I hope he's okay.
*cough*
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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Hey, man, good to hear from you. I hear your'e dating Whitney Houston now. How's that going?
:doh: But I met her at heaven recently. Interesting fact is my age was 84 & her age was 48.
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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Let 'er rip.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
*fart*
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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:doh: But I met her at heaven recently. Interesting fact is my age was 84 & her age was 48.
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Surely you can't be serious?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]