Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman?
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During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
At least you don't have to buy your hand a meal.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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At least you don't have to buy your hand a meal.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
At least you don't have to buy your hand a meal.
Eating alone isn't all that fun :laugh:
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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At least you don't have to buy your hand a meal.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Although its a lot easier to leave the wife at home
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Although its a lot easier to leave the wife at home
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
On the other hand, you can slap your hand and you get clapping instead of crying.