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    QuiJohn
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    The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

    Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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      The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

      Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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      S Houghtelin
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      At the Apple home page at the bottom they have links to 2 videos, The second link says "Watch the TV ad" It should say "Watch the new iPad ad"

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

        Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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        Single Step Debugger
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        It’s like the Head and Shoulders shampoo. They used to have a big blue “NEW” printed on their bottles during the first 15 years of the product’s lifecycle.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

          Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Still awaiting the MAXiPad. :sigh:

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            Still awaiting the MAXiPad. :sigh:

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Will it have wings?


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Will it have wings?


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              realJSOP
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              Carefree pads do.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Will it have wings?


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                wizardzz
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                I just hope they leave out the camera.

                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                  The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

                  Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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                  Maximilien
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                  It's getting there; but the battery life is still anemic (it applies to every gadget out there). I still don't have a need for a tablet yet (might decide on one when laptop needs replacing).

                  Watched code never compiles.

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                    Will it have wings?


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    It'll never fly...

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      It's getting there; but the battery life is still anemic (it applies to every gadget out there). I still don't have a need for a tablet yet (might decide on one when laptop needs replacing).

                      Watched code never compiles.

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      We have the first iPad – pretty slick and solid build device, but it’s not laptop replacement by any meanings. For us it’s more like a secondary internet device and kids pacifier (Netflix, educational games etc.).

                      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        It'll never fly...

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        It should if you soak it in Red Bull.

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                          Will it have wings?


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Big Daddy Farang
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                          Wings and a propeller.

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                            We have the first iPad – pretty slick and solid build device, but it’s not laptop replacement by any meanings. For us it’s more like a secondary internet device and kids pacifier (Netflix, educational games etc.).

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                            We have the first iPad – pretty slick and solid build device, but it’s not laptop replacement by any meanings. For us it’s more like a secondary internet device and kids pacifier (Netflix, educational games etc.).

                            Yeah, that's about where I could see being used in our house, but we have iPhones and a MacBook Air. I do not see room for an iPad between those two devices. The Air is so fscking light it is no problem to carry around. And the battery life on that thing is great. 5 years ago I had 3 MS devices and 0 Apple. Now I have 6 Apple devices... and 3 MS devices (laptop, desktop/server and an Xbox). And we use them all. Meh, I wasn't using my soul anyway.

                            Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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                              We have the first iPad – pretty slick and solid build device, but it’s not laptop replacement by any meanings. For us it’s more like a secondary internet device and kids pacifier (Netflix, educational games etc.).

                              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                              Netflix

                              I use the wife's Kindle Fire for that; seems to be about all it's good for.

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                                Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                Netflix

                                I use the wife's Kindle Fire for that; seems to be about all it's good for.

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                                Yeah, this and rated educational movies, so to speak.

                                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

                                  Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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                                  They should have called it the iPad Metro and then they could turn around and sue Microsoft for stealing their ideas. Obviously, Tim Cook doesn't have the leadership skills of Jobs - they could have pumped the stock to $700 on that one idea alone.

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                                    The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

                                    Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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                                    Vivi Chellappa
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                                    What did you expect Apple to name it? Kotex?

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                                      The New iPad. Hrm. I look forward to The Newer iPad, followed by the blockbuster The Even Newer iPad. Then of course, The Even Newer Than The Even Newer iPad iPad. I am giddy with excitement.

                                      Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

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                                      Chris Maunder
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                                      I have the old, old iPad and the old iPad. I'm so last month...

                                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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