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It'll only make you groan... Police raided Kermit the Frog's lilly pad last night and found hundreds of naked and obscene images of Miss Piggy. A Police spokesman said it was the worst case of frogs porn they had ever seen. I went to the chemist to buy a pack of three condoms. He asked if I needed a bag. "Not really." I replied. "She's actually quite pretty." How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers. Did you hear about the inventor of the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. I'm sorry about that, but we haven't had enough really rubbish jokes in this forum recently. Normal service can now resume.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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It'll only make you groan... Police raided Kermit the Frog's lilly pad last night and found hundreds of naked and obscene images of Miss Piggy. A Police spokesman said it was the worst case of frogs porn they had ever seen. I went to the chemist to buy a pack of three condoms. He asked if I needed a bag. "Not really." I replied. "She's actually quite pretty." How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers. Did you hear about the inventor of the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. I'm sorry about that, but we haven't had enough really rubbish jokes in this forum recently. Normal service can now resume.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
Did you hear about the inventor of the knock knock joke?
He won the Nobel prize.I think a little bit of my lunch has re-appearred in my mouth. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Did you hear about the inventor of the knock knock joke?
He won the Nobel prize.I think a little bit of my lunch has re-appearred in my mouth. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
:-D I did warn you... :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
