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  • D DaveAuld

    If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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    That can't be real. Someone too dumb to understand the meaning of the word "per" wouldn't understand how to breathe.

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    • D DaveAuld

      If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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      About 20 minutes, if you put your foot down.

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      • D DaveAuld

        If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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        Is she for real? Here's your sign.

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          That can't be real. Someone too dumb to understand the meaning of the word "per" wouldn't understand how to breathe.

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          Did you see the video response someone else has put up trying to justify the first video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg[^] I think she really really missed the point......... :rolleyes:

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          • D DaveAuld

            If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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            Just an observation but looking at her I'd say he didn't marry her for her brains?

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            • D DaveAuld

              Did you see the video response someone else has put up trying to justify the first video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg[^] I think she really really missed the point......... :rolleyes:

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              She can be as stupid as she likes in my opinion ;)

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              • D DaveAuld

                If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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                leppie
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                HAHA, that lady has problems with relativity ;p Her answer would be different every time ;)

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                • D DaveAuld

                  If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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                  He's an idiot. Effectively, he thinks it's acceptable for everybody to laugh at how dumb his wife his. I feel sorry for her.

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                  • D DaveAuld

                    If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    I like the comment "Imagine her trying to watch 'Inception'". It'd be rather like the time her indoors watched "Primer" with me...

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      I like the comment "Imagine her trying to watch 'Inception'". It'd be rather like the time her indoors watched "Primer" with me...

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                      I never had to watch paint dry, but each to their won.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        I never had to watch paint dry, but each to their won.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        I don't want to spoil the plot for you, but I will say it goes from wet to less wet. I won't tell you the ending!

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                          He's an idiot. Effectively, he thinks it's acceptable for everybody to laugh at how dumb his wife his. I feel sorry for her.

                          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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                          It is not the dumb bit that gets me though, it the logic she tries to apply to come up with an answer. You can almost see the cogs turning. We all have dumb days, fair enough some more than others. Reminds me of last wednesday in the curry house, while waiting for the starters to arrive there was general banters occurring as it does, and out of nowhere we went from music discussions to someone asking "In the film Mutiny on the Bounty, what was the name of the boat?", I could believe some of the answers some of them started giving :)

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                            It is not the dumb bit that gets me though, it the logic she tries to apply to come up with an answer. You can almost see the cogs turning. We all have dumb days, fair enough some more than others. Reminds me of last wednesday in the curry house, while waiting for the starters to arrive there was general banters occurring as it does, and out of nowhere we went from music discussions to someone asking "In the film Mutiny on the Bounty, what was the name of the boat?", I could believe some of the answers some of them started giving :)

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                            I'm not surprised they mutineed. 41 people all crammed on top of one small chocolate covered coconut bar.

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                            • K Keith Barrow

                              I don't want to spoil the plot for you, but I will say it goes from wet to less wet. I won't tell you the ending!

                              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                              I prefered the sequel. The second coat.

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                                I don't want to spoil the plot for you, but I will say it goes from wet to less wet. I won't tell you the ending!

                                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                Keith Barrow wrote:

                                I won't tell you the ending!

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                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  I'm not surprised they mutineed. 41 people all crammed on top of one small chocolate covered coconut bar.

                                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                                  One thing's for sure. Ali wasn't there.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    He's an idiot. Effectively, he thinks it's acceptable for everybody to laugh at how dumb his wife his. I feel sorry for her.

                                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                                    5. I understand what you mean. She seems like a nice lady and he should respect her more. It was funny though :-)

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                                    • D DaveAuld

                                      If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      I assume they're on the Mass Pike, so with twenty minutes per stop for speeding it should take about two hours. On the other hand, had he asked, "at an average speed of eighty miles per hour...", then I would accept an answer of "one hour".

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                                        Did you see the video response someone else has put up trying to justify the first video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg[^] I think she really really missed the point......... :rolleyes:

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                                        Luc Pattyn
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                                        Nah. She just didn't want to show off. :-D

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                                        • D DaveAuld

                                          If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to cover 80 miles? She might get the correct answer by the time you have travelled the 80 miles. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdYTj5CChaA#![^]

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                                          Luc Pattyn
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                                          That is a mean question, everyone knows speedometers always lie. :confused:

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