Nice and slow and even
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And that gets my 5.
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Thanks Pete :-D
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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One I hadn't heard before. I've had a 5 waiting for it to happen, so here you go. 5
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Thanks Chris :-D
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Thanks Pete :-D
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No problem. See, that redressed the karmic joke balance.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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It worked better in the good old days, when ambulances, police cars, and fire engines had bells. :-D But worth a 5 for the nostalgia.
Use carrots and sticks to force the little fish into the big tent - Anon
The ice cream truck that comes around where I live has a rather frantic ding-ding bell
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No problem. See, that redressed the karmic joke balance.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Somebody even awarded you a 1 for the effort, so I really had to give you something else ;)
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Somebody even awarded you a 1 for the effort, so I really had to give you something else ;)
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If one voting me means that they can't one vote someone else, then let them fly at it.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
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If one voting me means that they can't one vote someone else, then let them fly at it.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
let them fly at it
Sage advice, but then I may have a bit of a Don Quixote[^] complex :laugh:
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The ice cream truck that comes around where I live has a rather frantic ding-ding bell
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