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  • S sucram

    You must have been to South Africa to come with that joke. :)

    If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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    Espen Harlinn
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    No, but I do remember a taxi ride from the Nice airport in France ...

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      A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'

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      ZurdoDev
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      Old, but still good. :)

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      • S sucram

        You must have been to South Africa to come with that joke. :)

        If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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        RJOberg
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        Or Egypt. Cairo taxi drivers are probably among the craziest on the planet.

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          A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          The Flying Karamazov Brothers did a sketch based on that.

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            The Flying Karamazov Brothers did a sketch based on that.

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            Espen Harlinn
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            I'd like to see that one :-D

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            • Z ZurdoDev

              Old, but still good. :)

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Espen Harlinn
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              Thanks :-D

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                No, but I do remember a taxi ride from the Nice airport in France ...

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                JacquesDP
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                just search "taxi road rage south africa" in youtube, would have posted a link but not KSS

                No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                  just search "taxi road rage south africa" in youtube, would have posted a link but not KSS

                  No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                  Espen Harlinn
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                  Thanks :-D

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                  • E Espen Harlinn

                    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'

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                    Rajesh_Francis
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                    I remember an old joke when I saw this post John and Smith died and went to heaven. 'You will get vehicles according to your sins in the past. More your sins, your vehicles will have more wheels.' said St. Peter to them One day John met Smith with their cars. 'Now move away from the path' Said smith 'Our priest is coming with his train'

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                    • E Espen Harlinn

                      I'd like to see that one :-D

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      It's on their video "How to Juggle and Other Matters of Life and Death"

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                      • E Espen Harlinn

                        A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'

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                        James Lonero
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                        I heard the same thing about a bus driver (instead of a taxi driver).

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                        • Z ZurdoDev

                          Old, but still good. :)

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                          KP Lee
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                          Agreed. Any idea HOW old this joke is? (I don't think Adam told Eve this one.) :laugh:

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